The baby
"goooaaaah"- the baby
| baby | ||
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| googoo gaga | ||
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Real Name |
the babytroid | |
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Alias(es) |
el pequeño | |
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Species |
baby | |
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Sex |
waaah | |
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Date of Birth |
googoo gaga | |
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Nationality |
googoo gaga | |
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Relative(s) |
queen metroid | |
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Residence |
SR388 | |
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Affiliation(s) |
gaga | |
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Occupation(s) |
baby | |
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Criminal Record |
drug trafficking, terrorism, murder, sexual assault, exhibitionism | |
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Rank |
funny baby | |
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First Appearance |
super metroid | |
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Role |
gaga | |
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Actor |
metraby | |
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Onlyfans |
PEDOPHILLIA!!!!!!! | |
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Status |
he want milky milk | |
The baby is a small creature and a resident of Yonggary island, he is, as his name implies, a baby, he can't speak because he is a baby so he just makes baby noises, he also likes drinking milk, because he is a baby, he is the adopted son of Ridley,
boobrape incident[edit | edit source]
looking for a source of fresh milk, the metroid baby started [DATA EDPUNGED] out of Rocío yani's big fat natural [DATA EXPUNGED] this made her lover The man in the suit angry, so in retaliation the baby started sucking the milk out of his big fat [DATA UTTERLY DELETED FROM EXISTENCE] then he [DATA EXPUNGED] all over the place, he then morbed his way out of their house and farded and shidded and had diarrhea all over the place, before being arrested by Paul Blart and sentenced to one day in prison
AU death[edit | edit source]
during the events of Fanboy fusion, the baby was killed and eaten alive by his father mutated into Neo-Ridley