The Homestar Runner

"I'm the Homestar Runner. Some folks say I give terrific throat!"

The Homestar Runner
What a lovable doofus
Sexuality	Endless
Nationality	Freedomian
Hair Colour	N/A
Onlyfans	https://homestarrunner.com/
Status	Sexiest man alive

The Homestar Runner is loved by all. If you don't love him, well, have fun with your upcumming mysterious disappearance in a shady alleyway at 3 AM. He is the fastest runner in the Fanboy and Chum Chum universe, and is the only being prophesied to outrun the horrific influence of the F̵̹̲̫̌̓͆̀́̋̃͋̉̚Ŗ̵̘̳̝͎̀̄͜͜Ṳ̷̗͎̮̩̗̬̜͓̈́͋̑͂͗͠͝ͅC̶̛̱͂̐̈̋̇T̷͙̯̻̦̩͔͈̀̾̑̇̽̇͋̏͜͝U̷̯̅S̴͎̳̠̉͑̈́̑͝͝ ̸̛͎̱͎̣̩̥̩͓̜̔͊͆M̶̢͍̫̝̥̙̏͌̈́̈́̎O̴̭̮̭̔͐̉̋͂̒Ļ̴͚̠̺̈̇Ḛ̷̘̻̝̹̤̯͕̓͜S̸̛̈̾̄̒̽́͜͠͠T̴̘̙̟̹͕̥̝̗͈̻͂̈́̔̌̀͆̾͑̀Ŭ̶̢̢͍͕̼̺͉̮͚̤̈́͆́̌̔́͑͗S̵̰̣̖̈́̊̏̌́ during the end times. If you cross him, he has an entire arsenal of friends who he will send to destroy you, and that would be merciful compared to what he would do on his own. W̸̼̯̙͎̲̘̪̤͈͗̊̅̊̎̉A̴̧̨̬̘̩͑͗̏T̵̛̼̳̠̈͛̔̆̽̈C̴̛͇̲͗̇ͅḪ̸̎ ̵͎̫̮͕̂̋̓̎̏̈́͑Ō̴͔̻̣̺͙͕̥͒̇͘͜U̶̡̠̱̫̞̣̓͗͛̈́͂̊T̴͔̙̖̭͕͔̲̈́͌̽́́͒.

The website's iconic duo

Personality

Homestar is the typical lovable airhead. He is socially oblivious, yet kindhearted and friendly to those he graces with his presence. Due to how meatheaded he is, he is very difficult to make angry via conventional means. All you need to do to befriend him is say hello to him. On Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays, you can ask him to go out for a cold-one and he'll gladly go with you.

The hottest photo of him I could find

Despite his happy-go-lucky personality, if you push him too far, he will stop at nothing to crush you beneath his gigantic feet (unless you're into that; He finds that weird). Despite the unspeakable, indescribable, unfathomable things he'll do to you, after he's done with you, he will forgive you. He's cool like that.

Follow his advice.

Notable Facts

Awards

Homestar was awarded the Sexiest Man Alive award in 2002. Strong Bad, his best frenemy, accepted the award for him at the show since he couldn't show up (Strong Bad and Strong Mad tied him up behind Strongbadia so he could be on TV).

If he doesn't put your head on a swivel, nothing will.

The next year, he was awarded the Nicest Bootycheeks in America Award (see image).

Friends

• Pom Pom
• Marzipan
• Bubs!
• Coach Z
• Jimmy Brando
• Strong Bad