Stringfellow
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The Stringfellow is a featherless biped, similar to a human, but based off of Posies member and sketchy figure Ken Stringfellow.
Origin[edit | edit source]
The origin of the Stringfellow can be traced back to the mid-sixties, when Ken was born inside a faulty cloning machine. Biologically, they are fully human, except for a small appendage on the lower back, which is often removed as soon as a Stringfellow finds out about it.
Notable Stringfellows[edit | edit source]
Ken Stringfellow[edit | edit source]
Ken Stringfellow is one of two vocalists and a founding member of the Posies. His career was derailed late last year because of misconduct allegations that were actually the fault of Dreamfellow. He currently lives in France with his wife and child.
Dreamfellow[edit | edit source]
Dreamfellow is a serial predator and generally unpleasant man. He is prone to unexpected pregnancies, which are quickly resolved by repeat punches to the stomach and/or coat hangers. Abortion is easily accessible, he just likes the pain.
He is also known to inhabit the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki discord, where he is frequently removed. He keeps finding his way back. I don't know how he finds his way back. When will he stop finding his way back?
He currently lives in an alleyway in France.
Furfellow[edit | edit source]
Furfellow is usually spotted wearing cat ears, but is entirely normal outside of that. He looks slightly creepy but he is overall approachable and welcoming. He is a naturalized Cambodian citizen, though he left the country recently for greener pastures.
He survived a near death experience on April 19 2022, after falling down some stairs at the Auger residence. When asked for comment, he simply said "Meowch!" and walked off.
Vorefellow[edit | edit source]
He ate the other Posies. I couldn't stop him.
Vorefellow is perhaps the most dangerous and malicious of all the Stringfellows, having allegedly cannibalised around 50 people. He fluctuates between 700 pounds and a ton, depending on how many people he has devoured.
Fartfellow[edit | edit source]
He has a similar build to Vorefellow, but is less dangerous. All who are caught in his fumes perish.
Cumfellow[edit | edit source]
The most overpowered of all the fellows listed here. He is highly dangerous and will disintegrate anyone who nears his iPad for an unexplainable reason.
Ken Chan[edit | edit source]
AUGH! He is the truest and honest-est of the String clan. Do not mess with him, he is most dangerous when his briefs are dirty and crapped.
Urrghfellow[edit | edit source]
He's always got something up his arse. He's also probably the least mentally stable of the Fellows.
Garfellow[edit | edit source]
The pet cat of the Fellows. His favorite foods are lasagna, Hamburger Helper and Furfellow.
Poopfellow[edit | edit source]
Poopfellow is both a man and an abstract concept. Both are feared and little information is known.
Aughfellow[edit | edit source]
Augh he's so full.