Sneakers O'Toole
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Sneakers O'Toole was some irish dude who's sneakers were anatomically attached to his feet and couldn't in any way get them off or else he will DIE
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the sneakers Sneakers wore grew in height and width in each passing day. The NPC authorities tried to forcibly remove the sneakers off, but Sneakers O'Toole protested and refused to take them off. In return, they proceeded to do absolutely nothing and let the whole thing pass them after realising their shoes are too shit for running, and that nothing suspicious about a man glorifying his sneakers. One day, Sneakers O'Toole returned only now his sneakers were now the size of dotar surk and rampaged through quahog, destroying the entire state of rhode island and stepping on the Griffin family residence, killing peter, lois, chris, stewie and brian and ending family guy as we knew and fucking hated it.
In time, the sneakers consumed him whole and he became one with the sneakers, he praised the sneakers every day and eventually became the patron saint of the sneaker people.
After episode 947937473973936427344369243904832492748946844678426347284632946789347239, ⠀ takes his sneakers and now she wears them for all eternity and now goes under the codename Sneakers O'Tyeddi, or Sneakers O'Gretel, or fucking Sneakers O'Hänsel, or whatever the fuck you bitches call her on this wiki.
Lyrics
Sneakers O'Toole: ♪I'm not taking my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O'Toole!♪
NPC Man #1: Hey! Take those sneakers off!
Sneakers O'Toole: No!
NPC Man #1: Take them off, I said!
Sneakers O'Toole: No!
Sneakers O'Toole runs away
NPC Man #2: Ahh, let him go, we'll never catch him. Not in these shoes.
Sneakers O'Toole: ♪I didn't take my sneakers off, I'm still Sneakers O'Toole!♪
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Episode 1: The Saga Begins - Sneakers O'Toole recounts of how he created the universe. One-by-one.
Episode 2: The Human - Sneakers O'Toole morphs from a sneaker into the first human.
Episode 3: The Loneliness - Sneakers O'Toole drifts off into depression as he floats aimlessly for eternity in a void of nothingness.
Episode 947937473973936427344369243904832492748946844678426347284632946789347239: The DEATH - He fucking DIES and makes no more appearances EVER