Rosie
| Roseann G. "Rosie" Eastwood | |
|---|---|
| Real Full Name: |
[REDACTED] |
| Chronological Age: |
[REDACTED] |
| Physiological Age: |
6 |
| Fantasy Race: |
Human? I don't know |
| Alignment: |
Neutral Good |
| Previous Residence(s): |
TOO MANY TO COUNT |
| Status: |
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| Brother(s): |
Jerry |
| Previous Affiliation(s): |
Many, including the
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| Affiliation(s): | P.W.H.N.I.W.T.F.I.G.O. |
““Why do I hear water? Are you on the toilet?”
— Rosie, oblivious to the fact she's flooding someone with water.
Subject #34210, later come to be known as Roseann G. "Rosie" Eastwood is a character within the Fanboy and Chum Chum franchise and narrative. Within the first half of the story, her main purpose was to behave in rather silly ways or be a walking fountain of humor. She was originally an orphan that lived within an orphanage who would be dragged into random adventures.
When the story's second half was made, her character would reveal new tragic information about her while also retconning previously comical moments about her into dramatic moments.
General Information and Characteristics
Physical Appearance
TBA.
Personality and Traits
Rosie is an energetic kind of person who doesn't have a mean bone at all. She's always in the mood to assist anyone and always sees good in anyone. She can also be a bit of an idiot because her energy tends to make her tend to completely fail to spot the obvious. At best, some of the things she says can be nonsensical, and she genuinely thinks she's a chiropractor (she's not). That said, Rosie isn't that dumb. If you somehow make her snap, run like hell.
Throughout the narrative, events in the course of it cause Rosie to develop into a more mature capable combatant and an adventurous person while also gaining more intelligence as well.
Powers, Skills, and Abilities
- Jinx (貧乏神, Binbougami): Rosie tends to be a klutz and is prone to unfortunate luck, tending to be hated by many for unknown reasons. While it's a bit of a stretch, many claim that she'll obliviously destroy a city with her bad luck. Despite this, Rosie's bad luck can't be used intentionally as it's otherwise considered failing at failing.
Biography
Rosie, birth surname unknown, was born centillions of years ago to unknown parents. Not much was recorded in her early life, but what is known is that she had an older jerkass brother named Jerry, and she had normal life until the age of six when war broke out in her country. This war was estimated to have lasted 250-300 years. By the end of it, millions were killed, including Rosie's loved ones (although Jerry was later revealed to be frozen). Accepting the fact she doesn't have parents, she would be accepted into an orphanage where she would be treated worse by its residents because of the way she causes bad luck with her klutzy nature. In short, her time at the orphanage was nothing but bullying and abuse.
Rosie was the least likely to be adopted of any orphan at her orphanage, to the point she was present to see Frederick and Eleanor adopt Stuart BITCHle of all people instead of her. This made Stuart become the ONLY person Rosie genuinely hates. When the orphanage had its downfall due to complicated events, Rosie would unfortunately fall into the hands of Luitrich who would force her to commit genocides against her will or she'll either get murdered, raped, denied food, or tortured brutally just for Luitrich's own sadistic amusement. And that's terrible, horrible!
Much like the Minions, Rosie would later on be associated with many people and groups as time went on, but she would tend to have an "F" in evil since her naive and innocent nature made her rather incompetent for whoever she worked for.
Trivia
Etymology
- The name Rosie is the diminutive form of Rose. Originally, the name served as Norman French form of the Germanic name Hrodohaidis meaning "famous type", composed of the elements hruod "fame" and heit "kind, sort, type". The forms Roese and Rohese was how the Normans introduced the name to England. From an early date it was associated with the word for the fragrant flower rose, itself being the Latin word for rosa. When the name was revived in the 19th century, it was probably with the flower in mind.
- Rosie's adoptive surname, Eastwood, originates from Anglo-Saxons, a combination of the Old English words east (east) and wudu (wood). It is primarily a topographical or habitational name, originally given to people who lived to the east of a wood or in an eastern woodland.
Story
- Rosie had herself cloned once. Where the clone is and its status remain unknown.
- She has had multiple counterparts of herself spread throughout the Omniverse. It's unknown if they actually have any relation to her in any way.
- Apparently, Rosie is Genghis Khan's fourth cousin via marriage, thus making her distantly related to Bean Khan.
- Rosie forgot how to die.
- She is a talented singer.
- She once moved universes out of orbit... by accident.
- She once randomly ran into Debbie once and it was never acknowledged again
Miscellaneous
- Rosie's cuter than anyone else.