Pein Uchiha
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Age |
587 | |
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Gender |
Male | |
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Race |
Uchiha | |
Pein Uchiha is a missing survivor of the Uchiha clan's side branch massacre. He hasn't awoken a stand ability yet. Pein was a shifty character, born to surprisingly happy loving parents. At age 16, he decided to temporarily leave his clan overseas to study off the grid, somewhere in northern Tanzania with the Hadzabe tribe. To learn how to cook monkeys in 101 ways. It was there where he gained his pet cat: Gay Bowser. When his task of writing 101 recipes to cook monkeys was completed. He returned to reunite with his tribe, only to be heartbroken at the ruins of what he called his home.
With nothing but his culinary skills left, he decided to become an staff assistant for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
There, he would serve as a minion of Professor Slughorn. His and first and last job there was to deliver Magic Beans to another school they paid good money for. However on his way, he was attacked by a giant ravenous seagull, where it stole the bag of magic beans from him and gobbled up the lot! This put Hogwarts on a massive debt, forcing him to get sacked on the spot. He had however learned a lot about the use of magic at his time there. Specializing at turning Gay Bowser into other objects, as well as shooting lightning from his finger tips, and turning into a black cyclone that could carry many things, like Gay Bowser, to fly away.
He went to China to learn more ways of cooking creatures, and later North Korea. North Korea gifted him his most favorite dish he tried so far: dog soup. However some piece of shit anthropomorphic dog named Galilei stole his recipe, after learning and howling over a wizard who would torture and kill his fellows dogs, in the name of cuisine. Pein tries to defeat him and retake the recipe numerous times before. Only to get his ass handed and getting robbed even further, not just the ordinary stuff but his rare, last of its kind: Uchiha memorabilia! Nowadays he seeks to rob of Galilei what is most important to him as revenge, on top of reclaiming his shit and other recipes for cooking various animals Galilei stole from him. He would do these robberies stealthily, however he knows they lead to him getting hounded, and with prior experience, knows it's better for him to run from him. Combating the situation through his magic to back him off and making his stalking a pain in the ass.
Using Established Titles, and the power of bomb threats when he was initially scammed by said company. He got himself a decaying stone castle, at the tippy toppoiest north of the Shetland islands, to gain living space and as a laboratory to create more ways to cook dogs, squirrels and little ponies, and inventions that may finally put an end to Galilei, such as his clockwork ice monster, and his music powered mechanoids. Sadly for him, Galilei got its IP address and turned said mechanoids against him through instructing them to tarnish the castle and all his surrounding work. Nothing much changed for Dog Eater after that, besides finally managing to feast with Gay Bowser upon Galilei's shawty as on par for revenge. She tasted "so so sweet" according to him.