PaRappa the Rapper
| “ | PaRappa's in da house! | ” |
-PaRappa | ||
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-PaRappa's Theme Song | ||
Parappa the Rapper (パラッパラッパー, Parappa Rappā) was a dog, boy... thing that lived in the town of Parappa town. After the events of Parappa the Rapper 2, he left to find Chop Chop Master Onion and train again just in case for an event like in PtR 2 ever happened again. Parappa was taught how to use Hamon and a higher degree of being non emo in College. He is a good rapper and high-tier member of the League of Gangstas with his friend GangstaBob.
Biography[edit | edit source]
After Parappa 2[edit | edit source]
He has always had a crush on Sunny Funny however she rejected him in a prom and preferred Joe Chin. Parappa went through a depression after this however Gangster Spongebob shown him how to survive in the real world and killed Sunny Funny for him and then Joe Chin. PaRappa thought he was a good rapper but GangstaBob told him to get a grip of himself that using random words ain't cutting it so GansgaBob offered him to join his gang but Parappa said he wasn't strong yet and need to train and finally get someone he loves mores than Sunny Funny but he was still coping. Him and PJ Berri became gangstas in the hood and steal money for funding MilkCan which is Katy Kat's band who do the most awesome music of all time.
Returning To The Master[edit | edit source]
PaRappa would then return to the hood where he would see Chop Chop Master Onion killing someone, when he told Master Onion on why he's here, he said that he lost his Dojo and now only do the hood stuff to get the money but then right after he would say that on which someone in a car shot him which was Colonel Noodles
PaRappa would then find information about Colonel Noodles from his dad who has a burger restaurant but he has to work there. For weeks he got little information but then CJ from San Andreas would show up tell Parappa that even though his life sucks now as an artist he has to kill in order to survive which in means survival of the fittest to kill Colonel Noodles at the awards so Parappa exactly does that by killing him before getting into a rap battle with him over noodles even though Parappa was gonna kill him anyways hahah now he has avenged his master.
The Anti-Vibri Pact[edit | edit source]
PaRappa was minding his business until suddenly Vibri showed up as a Succubus waiting to kill him after killing Colonel Noodles however when Vibri did it with him, Parappa accidentally shot her in a pistol and said sorry but Vibri announced that she WAS a Succubus and was waiting to kill him by trying to attack him relentless until Parappa locked the doors but she fled in there having any chance to kill him but was smacked in the head with a head pan by Lammy who thought it was something schizo. PaRappa would tell Lammy that she was trying to kill her which Lammy immediately ordered all the friends for a meeting as Vibri would comeback at any moment. This group would be the Anti-Vibri Pact.
Members of the Pact[edit | edit source]
Vibri's Battle[edit | edit source]
After seeing the investigation of the group forming, Vibri would think its retarded but do something really bad by stealing Lammy's hair clips and putting the hair DNA into a creation held by Dr. Eggman which she stole obviously to create Rammy who is an identical clone of Lammy but is evil and is greyscaled(plus she smokes and probably has really bad lungs). She used Rammy to initiate a final battle of Parappa's Pact with no guns but simple fist fight of a 7v2. PaRappa thought this was easy but Vibri kicked their asses except Matt Major who was now an NPC and betrayed PaRappa by fleeing and setting the whole basketball court and hood on fire for the name of the NPC's so Vibri fled with Rammy to laugh at their misfortune.
PJ Berri thought Matt was a good guy and now he's working for the NPC's like a little bitch even though his whole gag with them is a telephone while having no jokes but was still technically a friend. PaRappa would be saddened by the hood on fire but Lammy would cheer him up with with sex, lots of sex after the events while the pact was disbanded. Paula Fox did her regular badass stuff and the rest followed suit.
Rejoining GangstaBob[edit | edit source]
Years later and PaRappa was living the life, he is now Lammy's boyfriend and has a good rapping career from his hit single "The Real Slim Shady". He also went on a killing streak by pulling up as the biggest threat in the hood by doing a gang war against those crackalackin' chuds he killed which includes ChudBob SoyPants, Rosalina, Rouge, Jared Fogle, Diddy, Boyfriend from FNF for being a total fucking ripoff and got slowly tortured til death, and Brian Griffin by just running him over with a car.
Anyways, PaRappa would get a call from a former friend named GangstaBob and he's inviting PaRappa for something interesting. PaRappa would later find out that its for a team called the League Of Gangstas with Cheeto Man and others. PaRappa joined the team as an elite henchmen to the group and would prove that he would be fucking strong with Guns but mostly does weed with them. PaRappa then told his friends to join the team which almost all of them did with the exception of Paula whom idk what she was doing tbh.
PaRappa was informed about the fucking bastards in his eyes called the NPC's(which he heard about from Matt Major saying that he was) and the Freaky's which has FreakyBob whom GangstaBob despises which makes PaRappa despise him too. During the Freaky Saga, he is right besides GangstaBob. PaRappa later found out that Matt Major was sent to a psyche ward which he was happy about.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- He has a rocket launcher
- He is now NOT emo
- He is constantly high
- He is bald
- He is a femboy
- He does the thug shake
- His Mom is a baddie seriously go look his mom up on Google
- He honestly fucking hates Rammy and wants to shred her into pieces
- He did gay stuff with PJ Berri
- He is Eminem's Fursona
