Mr. Boner

Mr. Boner (born September 9th) is a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ass sextillionaire, but only because of how he keeps robbing banks by outsmarting everyone with his high gaymer IQ of 670. He and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 are the very reason you get boners, even ones you are unable to control. Despite his high IQ, he is prone to making mistakes.

Biography

Prior to his first erection, he had erectile dysfunction and it affected his life. The story goes that once he finally had an erection, it was he who first coined the phrase, “boner” as an informal word for "erection" like the narcissist he is and the rest was history.

Trivia

Story

• He can't stop looking at himself. But it's okay, because he's really cum inducing.
• His favorite pastime is masturbation.
• He cannot get limp from prone masturbation.