Maize Man
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Maize Man
The Maize Man is a Fanboy & Chum Chum character who first appears in the iconic, classic Masterbation Diaries special episode "The Ballad of the Maize Man in My Pinky Finger", directed by Ozzie2009.
He resides on Big Dick Randy's dick.
In his second appearance, "Pyromancer Hunter", he creates the pyromancer exterminator service Maize Man's Pyromancer Control! and is implied to be a literal celestial God.
Maize Man is God. We stan Maize Man.
Gallery
Maize Man being introduced into a stage by some guy.
Maize Man giving a thumbs up (or the middle finger idk, don't ask how he magically grew arms out of seemingly nowhere.)
Maize Man waving at you. Again having arms for some inexplainable reason.
Trivia
- He punished Patchy the Pirate by crushing him alive with a giant hydraulic press and sent him to the underworld after he accidentally burnt down a cornfield. Don't mess with the Maize Man.
- He doesn't have any arms. However, he can grow arms at will whenever needed, because he's literally a god.
- There's a maize man within us all, preferably inside your ass