Lord Lavender
“⠀⠀His Theme Song„
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Lord Lavender, formerly known as Henry Almeras, is the arch-rival and nemesis of Dr. Gastronomical, full of pure evil and soothing aromas. He normally changes names when he snatches another body. Often seen in taunting letters sent to Dr. Gastronomical, but everyone else still recognizes him only as Lord Lavender.
Origins
Born in the early 20th century. He is a brilliant chemist, painter, psychologist, military spy and most importantly, a nose. He would invent some of the most powerful perfumes and incense, the universe had ever smelt. Growing up, he always hated stenches, musk and odors, refusing to go anywhere until it got treated with scented burners.
His single mother would comply to this until she caught emphysema, and the 16 incense around the house was killing her. Weak, she begged for him to not bring perfume into the hospital. He refused, claiming that he'll never see her if he cannot bring perfume to mask the strong clinical smells of the hospital she was in.
He grew up to be a successful and ruthless award winning chemist, but his accomplishments were overshadowed by Dr. Gastronimical, obviously cuz his fellow men like the idea of natural gas deposits turned into energy for their cars more than gay things like the potionomics of perfume and pheromones. But that didn't stop him, and thus invented his first super potion: a pheromone compound that can unleash chemicals upon the victim's body to become hypnotized.
After a while he got peer pressured from folk around him to join the military to stop being called gay, but his genius allowed him to become a military spy against the Serbs, using his perfumes like the BOSS (Hypnotizing spray), BLISS (laughing gas) and the Forget-Me-Must (amnestics), during his eight years served in the military, he learnt many useful things he would use often, including becoming a polygolt, a master in Kick Boxing and his favorite skill of all: disguise!
After hearing news on radio about Dr. Gastronomical receiving adoration and rewards and a wife! he could wish for whilst he was stuck being employed to be a literal nobody with no one to comfort him. He found a new goal, he would take the doctor's place and show the world he is better than that funk giant! Obviously now tired of being a spy of no identity, he would fake his death, renamed himself LORD LAVENDER and return to inventing more things that the world had never seen. Wishing to outlive the doctor and to rock the world, he developed a formula that would allow his mind and soul to become a gas that will invade anyone who smells him and take over their mind, essentially becoming a possessive ghost. But by the time he finally finished finalizing his greatest invention he would be too old and would need to take over a body of someone, and someone with power, should he want to show the world that fragrance power is better fart power and put the doctor in his place.
His first appearance would be Frog Rain: wherein, he nicked Onslow's booze and cigs, to lure the doctor into a trap into Ancient Egypt 1530 BC, so as to pit Doctor Gassy against the second plague to come to Egyptian kingdom, and to steal his TURDIS, whilst the Doctor tries to figure out where his companion's fags are, amidst the chaos. However, the funk inside the machine was too much for him to bare. Even with gas filter on that had febreze in it, and failed to learn about piloting the machine before gasped for fresh air outside.
Lilac Lavender
He would invade the body of a business man: Batrick Pateman. By setting up a trap of a simple job interview to work at his company of a casino. Needless to say the jump from one body to another worked, now literally Batrick Pateman, he would gain a keen interest in lilac and transitioned the casino into a gardenia based business and later weaponizing it into a thematic mafioso force.
This form has an obvious favourite to lilac and is a lot more, cold, ruthless and wary of those who work for him. He is also shown to be discrimination towards Italians, often executing his goons should they even speak once in an Italian accent or show a hint of food snobbery towards dishes containing tomato with carbs. Folks would often nickname him Louie the Lilac.
In Astrology Girls Lord Lavender wished to dupe astrology girls into buying his lilac for alternative medicine. This alternative medicine of his is a drug used to encourage the spread of perfume and cleanliness across TikTok. Luckily, Dr. Gastronomical replaced the trending drug with Cheese. Killing off the astrology girls and further de-legitimizing their culture.
Phlox Lavender
After his Lilac days had come to an end after suffocating to Jonkler's brain rot gas in a gang snag. He evacuated his vessel, escaped through the door hinges and captured a big buff guard of the Jonkler hired to make sure no one gets out. Shortly after possession, he realised this vessel has strong levels of homo-energy, he thus realized that this new body of his would be stronger than anything he had before and regained the confidence to defeat Dr. Gastronomical once and for all.
Being forced to restart from the bottom, Lord Lavender left, bought drip to his taste, and strolled down the street, utilizing his rizz powers and homo-energy to hire new thugs and did gay sex to gather more homo-energy and put an end to the Jonkler and the doctor.
In Thugs Shaking Their Thugs, we see him executing a plan that would kill the jonkler by hypnotizing multiple of the Jonkler's goons with his bootycheeks, to get insider information and strengthening his plan, increasing his army and diminishing Jonkler's, until it is time to storm the Jonkler's turf. However jonkler realized this well in advance and utilized his Brazilian Phonk superweapon to snap his goons from sissy hypnosis and pincer his gang from the inside out. Foiling his plans in killing the Jonkler. He appeared to have died in this episode but was brought back in a later episode, with seemingly no explanation as to how he survived the situation. Dr. Gastronomical sought out a way to stop them from creating a gang war in New York that could result in an extinction in New York. Though he failed in preventing the gang war between Lavender and the Jonkler. He did defuse the bath bomb Lavender planted in the Manhattan Tower to detonating and kill all jonklers in New York. The Doctor defused it through the power of vore, smashing it down with some cold beers and covering the bomb with fuckin' mayonnaise along with it, xa xa xa xa.
In Breakout,
Azalea Lavender
Lord Flavender
He stole the body of a 25 year old Stewie Griffin, tricking him into making a machine that would revive his , hoping to absorb his high IQ levels and his homo-energy, and went under a new identity to hide, in fear of Stewie's dad: Peter Griffin. Lucky for him, Stewie's best friend Brian Griffin was long since dead and, Peetr was dim-witted. Thus all he had to do was simply pretended to be Mexican in origin, using a fake accent and all.
In King of Flan, he thought it would be funny if one day, he would get the whole world to develop an heroine-level addiction for his favourite confectionary: flan. Using assets and savings he stole from his past lives, he parked his SQURTIS in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, Kansas, and turned the SQUIRTIS into a flan factory and headquarters to signal his advance hypnosis, infused in his advertisements to instill the whole world the addiction and create chaos. This was short lived as a dog would confront him for what he had done to his owner, and ended up accidentally causing Lord Lavender hypnotizing himself with one of his adverts. Making him single-minded towards the substance, and become even more obese from it.
The next appearance has him cured from the hypnosis, and back to his usual weight.
Rose Lavender
Rhododendron Lavender
In The Stolen Dildo, he appeared to had gained cancer in his left kidney. He knows how to get rid of it. But he risks holding onto it, so he can capture Dr. Gastronomical him and transfer the cancer onto him so that he would die a slow painful death. He anticipated that Gastro and his companion would arrive in January, 1920, Tallinn, Estonia, just as soon as the war for independence was coming to an end. He was correct with his assumption and gave the reds meth to distract the Doctor.
He would disguise himself as Rasputin in 1890, pretending to be the real deal. You would tell since instead of being stinky, he smelt oddly gooood. Good enough to seduce women and even super duper straight men, like Tzar Nicholas II.
Wisteria Lavender
