Keebler Elf Burnt Bean Burito
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The Keebler Elf Burnt Bean Burrito is a Burrito by Keebler Foods said to have tasted like car tires and stomach acid. Its one of the rarest foods in Scandinavia, one bite of this has said to cause total retinal shutdown and hand cramps and advised to be disposed of in a volcano. that is unless you eat the entire thing in one sitting you are practically immortal now. you can frollic in field.s . have a happy fun time. live your sweaty creamy dreamy sweemy life without any worrys because the kibelr. elf saved your bowels.
