Horse Guy
| Horse Guy | |
|---|---|
| Horse guy.png | |
| Occupation(s): |
The normal kind |
| Likes: |
Normal things |
| Dislikes: |
Un-normal things |
Horse Guy is the most normal person in the whole Gigaverse but he's a horse guy. That's literally it, there's nothing else that's special about him, he's the most boring guy in the whole multiverse and you'd do better off to just skip this article and go do something more productive like learning how to juggle or filling out your tax returns.
Origin[edit | edit source]
When Horse Guy was born, his parents raised him with the utmost love and care in order to make sure that he was a well adjusted person and he ended up going to school, making friends and generally nothing interesting or out of the ordinary happened at all, to the point where I needed to give myself a shot of adrenaline in my veins just to keep writing this article.
Currently[edit | edit source]
Horse Guy currently sits in his house while eating his favorite food, graham crackers, and drinking his favorite drink, water, while watching his favorite show, Full House and all the while I hate every fiber of his existence for being so fucking boring to the point where he makes me cry tears of gasoline.
There's not one interesting thing about this guy, everything from his words to the way he dresses is just so, fucking, boring.
This guy is so damn lame, fucking Purple Spongebob could beat the shit out of this guy and I'd probably help him do it too because that's how much his existence urks me.
Comments[edit | edit source]
bojack horseman if he was normal:
-- Barf Bag (talk) 19:00, 15 February 2026 (EST)