Holder Of Feces

In any building, in any area, go to the nearest bathroom or outhouse you can find.

When you find one, stay in the cubical until someone else attempts to open your door from the outside. Quickly ask them for "The Holder of Feces".

Depending on the response, you must hear 4 knocks on the door, any more or less and your doom will be certain the next time nature calls. If they simply depart. Run for as long as your lungs can carry.

If they see that you're right for The Holder of Feces. Let them into the cubical and sit up from the toilet.

The person standing before you will never be the same for each one attempting this ritual, however every one of them will always have eyes the orange amber.

Lock the door behind them, and it will be the last chance to not hold responsibility for the artifact.

They will begin to chant a language you've never heard the likes of. Deafen yourself from hearing the chant, lest you gain an addictive hunger for consuming scat.

The toilet will jump, swirl and dance violently as the mantra increases in volume.

The tension will end with a male human head with a long neck exploding out of the toilet bowl, glaring at you with a permanent cheshire grin.

The shamanic person will pet and tickle the creature's long neck until toilet being coughs and chokes out bile that looks like bird poo.

Ingesting it will fertilize the ground wherever you tread. Grasping a seed surrounded by soil will immediately sprout. This poo is 521st artifact of the 538 holders. They must never come together.