Gangsta Patrick
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| Gangsta Patrick | ||
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| "Its Gangsta not Gangster" | ||
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Age |
38 | |
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Gender |
Star | |
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Race |
Mario Kart | |
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Status |
Single | |
The Origins[edit | edit source]
Gangsta Patrick was raised in the same area as Gangsta-Bob, but were never friends as Gangsta Patrick was a blood and Gangster SpongeBob was a crip(ple) therefore they were never homies :(
Gangsta Patrick Vs Gangster SpongeBob[edit | edit source]
While going to his local White Castle to get his GRUB ON!! He was approached by a very well put together man who asked him to be in his latest music video called Big Pimpin , that man who approached Gangsta Patrick was Tim Allen. While filming his dope ass music vid it was there he met his arch rival and frenemy sometimes partner in crime Gangster SpongeBob. Gangsta Patrick was always better than Gangster SpongeBob and would do things like:
- Outranked Gangster SpongeBob as MTV's #1 rapist
- Caused Gangster SpongeBob to get so embarrassed by Gangsta Patrick's bullying that he dropped out of 3rd grade and started wearing diapers because Gangsta Patrick's superior hood tactics scared the shit out (literally) of Gangster SpongeBob. WORD
Famous Slogans[edit | edit source]
- "It ain't easy getting cheesy."
- "Don't make me give you the 'thug hug'."
- "My gun might be fun, but not for you!"
- "I hope to have all the dope."
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- He got so high, he thought he lived in a rock
- Invented getting "snailed" from Gangster SpongeBob's homeboy, Gary
- Was once Sandy Cheeks pimp before Gangster SpongeBob stole her from him
Medabot Data[edit | edit source]
PAT-57499
Specialty: Gun