𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓽

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Mart is a grocery store located in real life that is owned and operated by the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 fimself after fis defeat and exile to a random small town after the events of the NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War after nearly dodging his demise in the catastrophic Disney Nuke. It serves as fis final resting place and also as the local go-to shop for residence to visit throughout the Saying Goodbye to the Omniverse Saga in the said small town for basic necessities; but little do they know the store's freaker origins, nor the fact that it's secretly a cult and the milk is actually just 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫's cum. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 runs the grocery store during operation hours despite claiming to only be a janitor.

History

Background

After 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 was forgotten about following the end of the first war between NPCs and freakers, he retreated to a random ass suburban town after the Dimensional Merge wiped out 75% of all characters and universes across the Omniverse.

Architecture

Exterior

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓽 is a simple dark red bricked building with automatic sliding doors and "𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓽" in large bold, bright cum white lettering with "by freakybob" in small yellow lettering directly below it in comic sans.

Interior

The interior looks like any unsuspecting small grocery store, except there's many stained-glass portraits of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫's fallen comrades, is dimly lit with candles everywhere and oh, yeah of course the cum milk. Every product sold here is intentionally spoiled by like 2 days just so 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 can fuck with you.

On Freakmas, a resurrection ritual is annually performed privately by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 fimself so fhe can revive his dead allies, but it always fails pathetically.

Trivia

Story

• Please don't buy the chocolate milk here.

Comments

epic
-- Windows 108 (talk) 19:15, 21 August 2026 (EDT)