Emperor of Zeelich
A mega-faggot shortstack alien man from the 1997 PC game Little Big Adventure 2- Twinsen's Odyssey, which is the game of all time. He jumps up and down like a little bimbo and when you, as Twinsen, defeat him (there's barely any boss fight, you just have to punch him three times because he's a pussy), he starts moaning like his ass is being fingered. It doesn't even sound like he's dying he probably has a remote control vibrator up his ass or something. He likes being pegged and being dominated by women.
Lore
From what we know, Zeelich was originally under theocratic rule, where only priests of Dark Monk, the proclaimed God of Zeelich, had authority. But you know how priests are, they like diddling kids and shit. So he was like hell naww and went full-on Mamamax mode (if Mamamax was actually good at hunting pedoforks instead of black men who like to play pretend as werewolves). He made a deal with the main villain of the series, Doctor FuckFrock, to become the ruler of his planet, while FuckFrock would disguise himself as Dark Monk so everyone would believe that he would fulfill teh epic prophecy. FuckFrock then builds a massive-ass rocket on the Emerald Moon so it can crash into Twinsun so he can steal it's magic energy, he doesn't seem to explain this to the emperor though, as the emperor is aloof as to why FuckFrock wants to pwn some random planet.
2.21 LBA 2 Remake
It has been confirmed by the 2.21 devs that in the sequel remake he will be confronted in his palace rather than Island CX, where he will be hosting a diddy party where all the alien babes can gang bang him. He will be oiled up booty naked running around in the hallways, and Twinsen will have to fight against other women to chase him and pin him down!!! (Source: I maed it up)
Trivia
- He is very short
- He can suck his own dick
- He has a fat fucking ass but you can't see it because the game's graphics are limited
- He probably let FuckFrock bang him
- He's a huge slut so he probably has hundreds of children from all the babes he's been with
- He's a bottom
- He would let Scary Strict Teacher punish him
