Dave

"There is no L on our flag!" - Dave

Dave is the supreme overlord of the Freaker-supporting Dave Army. He is the most powerful Dave in the known universe. Paul Blart and the rest of the NPC-supporting Paul Army hate him and want to kill him in the most brutal and savage way imaginable.

Origins

He was born inside of a cave in the middle of nowhere, during which his parents were nowhere to be seen. Some say he materialized into existence.