Cornelius
Words cannot describe the raw power of cornelius. He may look like a kitten spread out on a bread that doesnt know how to walk, but when you look at his eyes, you see the exestential dread that hes known to bring with him. There is no ranking needed for cornelius, for he is a god. I dont understand why he
hasnt killed me yet for putting him in freaky saga, but hopefully it says that way.
Abilities
To many to list, but can control reality, eat doritos vertically, and can use his instant death move to turn you into ice cream hair.
How to defeat
you cant. run. just run.
Top 5 best foes hes defeated
- Quertzkel Destroyer of reality and bringer of misery
- Skebob
- Mr incredible
- The first order
- Squirrel god (squirrel stapler)
Currently
Whereabouts unknown. Do not try to look for him, for he, will turn you into shreds and decimate whats left.
Conclusion
Dont fuck with cornelius.
