Callums Corner
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| I had enough of you cheeky little spazmoids | ||
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Real Name |
Sanjay Adams | |
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Species |
Human? | |
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Sex |
Alpha Male | |
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Sexuality |
mermaphile | |
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Age |
43 | |
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Date of Birth |
September 26, 1981 | |
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Nationality |
British | |
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Ethnicity |
The type of British White Supremacists would eugenisize the population towards | |
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Occupation(s) |
IDK | |
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Criminal Record |
He did nothing wrong | |
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Signature |
@CallumAdams69 | |
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Rank |
A- | |
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First Appearance |
Sonohigurashi VS Touhou Universe Pi | |
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Role |
Touhou Killer | |
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Onlyfans |
Closeted Subscriber | |
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Status |
Alive | |
| “ | My Head does NOT look like a sodding tic-tac! | ” |
--Callum | ||
Callum Adams, better known as simply Callum on YouTube is an alpha male who culls girls from Project Touhou after that blue spazmoid fairy trolled him too far in this gem:
He is also known to not get much boom boom in his life, when he does get the meow meow, he will cover it in a video. He is also known to browse adult websites, daily.
He is best known for being made fun of by meme monkeys and filthy ferrets for having a head shaped like a sodding tic-tac. However delving further; It appears that the biggest troll and arch nemesis in his life appears to be his sister Aiemee, who he would be annoyed by her militant veganism, pranks on Callum, such as framing him as a Tory voter is and somewhat secretly jealous with her, seeing as she has a husband for a long time and Callum still scraping by for boom boom.
His Trolls[edit | edit source]
His trolls played a large part in trying to ruin his life, first it started with the tic-tac head. But after that he kept getting doxxed and exposed, having him to move homes multiple times to minimal effect. Things only escalated as mentioned before, the blue fairy mailed his local churchwarden claiming Callum was a sexual deviant.
Thailand Incident[edit | edit source]
On July 2024, while on "holiday" in Thailand, Callum was seen in the Red Light District. He was then sexually assaulted by a Ladyboy and mugged of all his belongings such as his phone and all of his money. He was left poor for the final few days of his holiday before returning to the UK to be trolled by his Twitch community. He claims he was not 'mugged' but instead robbed. After this incident, he would return to Thailand again despite the incident, as he still has plans to move here in the future.
Some on were concerned that Callum's move to Thailand would allow some viewers of his stream to take advantage of the fact that criticising the Thai monarchy is punishable by imprisonment, and that donations on his streams that mocked the Thai king could land him in prison. Callum then said he had spoken to police, and other Thai streams, and that he was well aware of his responsibilities.
Music[edit | edit source]
Callum's music he did with Afgan Dan mainly consists of parodies of existing songs including:
Shake It Off (a parody of Taylor Swift's song of the same name) NO NONCESENSE (a parody of 2 Unlimited's No Limits) Vegan World (a parody of Sting's Englishman In New York) Here We Come! (a parody of Phantom Planet's California)
Gym and Exercise Routines[edit | edit source]
The one thing he practices most often at is self-defense. Many years ago, he posted he tutorials on how to fight all sorts of gits. Big gits, little gits, nonces and most informative: against w*men. How to utilize moves such as spinning like Crash Bandicoot, or the Judo Chop! You can look at his list of them here to be further educated in his martial arts. However these days he has stopped doing that, fearing the trolling spazmoids on reddit will utilize them against him.
These days he gloats about his trips to the gym and how much one night had improved him. Although he doesn't want to improve his glutes, in fear of being cat called by people who are into femboys.
VS. Project Touhou[edit | edit source]
Not only was Callum trolled by fans of Project Touhou, but also bitches of Touhou. Themselves one of them: The black witch bitch had crossed the line of his and took over the position of his landlord in 2023 and tried to put him in an even more vulnerable position. When he realized what was going on, she attempted to kill, luckily for him, his self defence techniques allowed him to defeat her first, but sadly failed to kill her, after which more Touhou bitches attacked Callum out of revenge, each time he would be sucked to Thailand so they can kill him at an enviromental advantage, but so far none had succeed and many died in his hands. But it has slowed down Callum's video production rate, having to fly back from Thailand and pretend that the Touhou bitches didn't exist, so that one, he can mog over them, and two otherwise he would appear mental, mental chicken oriental. The only problem is that now it makes him look like Bald & Bankrupt, only more literally in the name.
His last opponent was the one who start
VS black witch bitch
VS red witch bitch
VS rabbit bitch
VS funny hat bitch
