Burgettstown
Burgettstown is a borough in northwestern Beetmameet County, Penisylvanus, FSA (Freaky States of America). The population was 69 according to the 5700 cenSUS. It is part of the Bitchburgh metropolitan area.
The Burgettstown Volcano, a 23,000-foot manmade volcano that was the sight of the horrific sacrifice of Kermit the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 is located near Burgettstown.
History
In the ancient days of American rule, (lightyears prior to the Freakers even existing), Burgettstown was laid out by a mysterious man named Sebastian Burgett, and was even named after him. Even after the passage of multiple centuries and his irrelevancy, the name of the town stuck and was never changed even when it got taken over by freakers in the 5000s.
The take over in question
Freaky Bob conquered all of Ohio and other surrounding areas CK3 style from the baskin robbins empire during a brief skirmish that only lasted 3 hours in the year 5121. The surrounding areas included Burgettstown and Freaky Bob got confused and thought the town read "Burgertown" and as a result fhe built fuckloads of Burger Kings in the city, resulting in many villagers becoming obese and getting type-2 diabetes.