Bill Dauterive

“	Fuck you FreakyBob, you're the reason why people don't like Freakiness cuz I think its lame as hell. I just need you to leave Arlen cuz your speech sucks and I'm drunk so like you're a yellow acne sponge yeah.	”
-Bill

“	WOAHHHH NOOOOO	”
-Bill getting send to the vortex

Bill Dauterive is Hank Hill's friend, he's also Dale and Boomhauer's friend. He was not important to the saga as he did basically nothing but mope but when he did was shocking. He was at FreakyBob's speech in Arlen as Bill didn't like what he said so he blurted out the thing in the quotes. FreakyBob got mad and used a ability never shown before as a VORTEX appeared but Freaky Bob took a minute to power this up to make it seem forever. Everyone left as Hank told Bill to get out but he was simply mesmerized by the Vortex as FreakyBob soon got Bill in it and now is there forever seeing things that no human should ever see as Bill can't die and can see things through even with his eyes closed meaning he has to see all of the traumatizing stuff forever. Legends say Bill is still screaming for help even when no one can help him like hell even FreakyBob forgot about it like a month later so Bill's dumbass ain't getting help soon.