Askro

"Before I pass on and become beatified as a a big balls martyr of the Empire, I just wanna tell you a little secret. I... ＦＵＣＫＥＤ.... YOUR.... 𝑀😍𝑀~~~~~ VIVE LA FRANCE!!!!" - Askro after his defeat.
"HEE HEE HA HOO HOO HA HE HA HO HE HA HO HEE" - his iconic catchphrase.

Askro Superjangle64 is a schizophrenic squirrel who thinks he's the reincarnation of Napoleon, twitches and bounces uncontrollably, has Michael Jackson vocal stims, somehow is able to drive a semi-truck, is conveniently alcoholic on top of that and makes unfunny nut puns. He runs a shop and is a major boss in Chapter 2. The fight is avoidable if the player buys an item at his shop, although everything he sells has absolutely no value and are comically overpriced.

Personality

Askro is loud, crude and reckless. He is shown to have a tendency to daze off and have out-of-body experiences as he once claimed to see an octopuslike alien figure named Tabotagus Glorpinosquog THE CREATOR VIII who told him to sell his entire family on eBay for 14 dollars so he could buy more nuts, which he immediately did.

Attacks

• acorn android blast

Trivia

• The player has the option to attack his ghost after defeating him, since jangle feels "offended" by his last statement.
• Superjangle64 is his actual last name, and he has no idea why it is.