Ahwinovich Ahwinov

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Ahwinovich Ahwinov

Ahwinovich, also known as Ahwinovich Politiks, Ahwinovich Pavlenko, and Ahwinovich Mikhai was uhhhhh hold on wait hold on

He doesnt like the wiki

Slenderman Vs Jeff the Killer, by Fight Marker

Verse 1 yo i can edit this?? I like this wiki. Not because of what it has, but because it is a huge shitpost. I like it lmao -Fidrens Jeff the Killer: Normally, I think those fancy clothes would be unusual But I find it pretty suiting for your funeral I hear resisting your blank face is a futile move But to me, you're a blank slate to make beautiful The Killer, skin is white, get a look Any forest that I'm in is Jeffrey's Woods Trust buddy, you don't want a taste of my gore 'Cause my st*bbings made the headlines way before yours Something Awful is right, you stirred up a Hornet's nest Of several dozen horrid scripts turning lore into loitering So I applaud Sony when that's what they gave it It still remained faithful, they wrote that sh*t with eight pages Haha! You break the minds of any teens you're approaching Well, I'm invincible, you can't break what's already broken There's still one more tale for all those cults to see When your story's put to rest like it's bedtime, go to sleep… Interlude Jeff the Killer: What the f*ck!? Slenderman: Oh, you got the invitation! Uh, that's great You know, we were actually starting to wonder if you'd make it or not Jeff the Killer: Make it to what? Who even are these guys? Slenderman: These are… These are your friends Jeff the Killer: What? Slenderman: We've all been really worried about you Jeff the Killer: What? What did I even do? Slenderman: Just take a seat and calm down Perhaps I can explain further Jeff the Killer: Wait, f*ck! Is this an intervention? Slenderman: Yes Verse 2 Slenderman: This must be overwhelming, we didn't want to do this, But you gave us no choice when yours recently have been stupid So keep an open mind, we just want the best Please hear us all out. Now you two, go ahead Eyeless Jack: When we roomed for a bit, I thought that it would be boss 'Til you and Laughing Jack stayed up screaming at Overwatch Your words cut deep, I was distraught when you said it Asked me "How many fingers up?" with no way I could get it Ticci Toby: I think about out friendship and start to imagine things Like playing on trampolines, then it hits back on me I told you I got over my stuttering issue You looked at me mockingly and said "D-d-d-d-d-did you?" (Ha-ha!) Slenderman: That was f*cked up That's the type of behavior we've really had enough of Before you respond, think about what we said But please remember, we're all still your friends Verse 3 Jeff the Killer: You ever st*b your little brother in the middle of the night? Watch the life exit his eyes, while wiggling the knife? (Yeah) What? Think I'm afraid to go and slash you freaks When I literally cut off my family? This is the plan, right? Try and confront me? F*CK YOU TOBY! That stuttering sh*t was funny! I remember when we bonded over our familial ab**e When my dad got me Halo 3, and I wanted Black Ops 2 (F*CK!) And Jack, I don't like how you're painting the past You're just aggravated I won't ej******e in your a** And on the screaming, I was gonna ask if it was OK 'Til I went to your bed and saw black mystery stains That's disgusting and Slenderman, you're a d*ck Organizing a group f*cking ambush and sh*t How dare my so-called friends bully me and act so cold?! I…I'm literally 13 years old… My bad… Verse 4 Eyeless Jack: It's been more than a decade of your tragic excuses I rather do the f*cking Tails Doll Challenge and lose it Jeff the Killer: Oh Yeah? Well, here's my impression of you: Oh, I'm jackin' my sh*t! Oh, I'm jackin' my sh*t, AAOOOUGH! Ticci Toby: It would be so easy to say sorry for those jokes Also, stop doing weird sh*t, it's gross! Jeff the Killer: Toby, I'll get to that in a few minutes And, uh… They have a group chat without you in it 👀 Ticci Toby: I'm getting tired of you, all you like to do is lie Eyeless Jack: Yeah, like how you lied about the f*cking stains you found that night Jeff the Killer: Oh, look at you two, you guys are acting crazy You'd only be doing this if you hate me! Slenderman: YOU. ARE. A. F*CKING. BUM Verse 5 Slenderman: Ugh, I was trying to be gracious But nothing's getting through you, and I'm losing my patience You're continuing to spiral, you don't even fight back Now you're a middle-aged jobless joker wannabe like Dax I without a second thought, let you crash at my mansion The Rake: And you trashed it… Slenderman: Can't even count the times that I had to clean that sh*t Looking back, the mess was sickening, and… DUDE! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?! Oh, big man doesn't wanna listen to me Big fat manchild stuck in 2014 What? Remembering Jane and the other pastas you faced with? Well, now your newest enemy's a job application! Ha, look at Jack, he used to work for Sears Now he's bringing in stacks from his surgeon career So what's your big next step? We're all waiting for you… F*cking— Even Toby does sh*t too! Verse 6 Jeff the Killer: It's not that simple! I'm not like the rest! Slenderman: Well, you need to change now before there's nothing left! Jeff the Killer: Stop it please! I'm trying my best! My name isn't Jack… My name's Jeff Slenderman: If you don't grow up and leave this sh*t in the past Me, Jack, and Toby WILL KICK YOUR F*CKING ASS! Bridge Singers: Time, Don't let it pass me by Delusions broken, you cut me wide open Now I'm petrified Look inside… Verse 7 Jeff the Killer: I'm not 13 anymore; I should have realized sooner Instead of being a stupid, gay, fat and white loser The mountains of issues of issues I'd never face at all Saying go to sleep, while in need of a wake-up call (I'm sorry!) Slenderman, I appreciate all of your care Jack, I lied about the stains - in fact, I left them there And Toby, I'm really sorry for the jokes I made Even if my comedic timing was TOTALLY GREAT!!!!!! One day we'll all look at what we've achieved, (Haha!) Basking in the wonders of our memories! I now see your concerns birthed from a place from love, I don't wanna Jeff the kill anyone, I wanna Jeff the hug (Aww…) Ticci Toby: Bring it in, man… Jeff the Killer: Wha-huh? Verse 8 Slenderman: yo i can edit this?? I like this wiki. Not because of what it has, but because it is a huge shitpost. I like it lmao -Fidrens SLENDER SICKNESS!! Coming into my wood will be your final mistake 'Cause none of that sh*t was real, I lied to your face Check the forums kid, it's clear you've forgotten When you're against The Slenderman, there is no contest! Got bullied white trying to act like me Then you Got a Feeling, and went Black Eyed Peas And you'll think that choice was stupid tonight When I throw some dirt in your eyes and f*cking ruin your life! Asked if you were beautiful, as you cut through your cheekbones Your mother and the fandom, clearly didn't think so One asked for a gun, the other asked for a brush Hoping to fix your f*cked face into one they'd actually love (KICK IT!) Worthless, pathetic, tasteless, gaudy I wouldn't even keep you as my proxy Another child broken, my work here is finished Maybe they'll find you with the origin of your image The Rake: Slenderman, I'm going to be real If you were to do some sh*t like this to me, I'm airing out the entire Creepypasta mansion I don't give a F*CK!

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