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| .img cock | |
| Full Name: | Phallus Cockus Jebbensneiger IIII |
| Alias: | the blessed one |
| Age: | Unknown |
| Species: | Cock |
| Power Level: | Ω |
| Location: | Nigeria |
| Other information | |
| Occupation: | Professional mask engineer |
| Family: | None |
| Height: | 2 feet |
| Blood Type: | K= |
| Favorite Musician: | Despacito man |
| Favorite Movie: | Epic chickens |
| Hobbies: | Breathing |
| Likes: | His majestic cock and balls |
| Dislikes: | Squares |
.img cock is one of the most powerful beings to ever exist, and he is considered god by many cultures. .img cock is known to have fought in the Great Canadian Anime War, and ended up securing a victory for the South Africans.
He is the last of his kind, as his people were hunted to extinction by the evil .img colk.
Legends say that if you mutter ".img cock", you will summon him and he will grant you 1/3.6 wishes.
"cluck cluck cluck auuUUgh"
— .img cock