Shpak Romanov

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Biographical Information

Shpak Romanov is one of the most 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 characters in the second season of neo blood debt with him being responsible for 700 related incidents of public indecency LMAO. He is just some weirdo Nussian Stoner creep who lives in some shithole in West Nubizkyl. He is a top tier gooner and is a founding member of Freakbobs Freaky society in the events of season 2

Shpak is a fan of doing many sex crimes for no reason whatsoever which include the several incidents in which he broke into women's restrooms to stare at peoples asses. Shpak is also being hunted by many government agencies like Jonathan J.J President's society of government satellite men and most importantly The Larper Empire.

Shpak often uses blackmail or the fact that he give multiple hints for the target or saying that he will kill the target for the killer as a way to get freaky with them and as such Shpak is a very dangerous individual for 7000 reasons. anyways he's too zased. He also often uses his powerful cursed technique called spiking peoples drinks in order to have his way with them but he doesn't do this to Katya's drink because he is so delusional that he thinks she loves him

Later on in the series during the Larping games he was nearly arrested by Konstantin Kalinin but his arrest was stopped after a Explosion went off in the nearby area that was caused by Mamiya Takuji and Tomoko Kuroki entering the area and now Shpak is free to constantly harass Katya Seryozha. Eventually, he was brutally raped by Veronika Kazakova, and getting shot in the head by Amos Quartz.

Appearance

Shpak is a man of Nussian descent and some stoner looking dude who has long Red/Brown Idfk hair along with a goatee and a small bush that he calls his mustache. He wears a stupid ahh Tan Bucket hat. a grey coat over a black T-shirt. he also wears a pair of black pants, a belt and green boots. he has a big smelly di-

Season 2

WIP

Relationships

• Loginovsky Romanov - Father
• Kuklev Romanov(†) - Big Brother
• Naida Romanov - Little Sister
• Artyomova Romanov - Crippled Sister
• Every woman - Adversary/Lover
• Nina Vladivovicha Friends with Massive Benefits
• Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr. - Neutral
• Katya Seryozha - Adversary/Lover?
• Jonathan J. J. President - Adversary
• Big Yahu - Adversary
• Konstantin Kalinin - Adversary
• Berserkio - Adversary
• Amelia Lin - Adversary
• John Reed - Unknown
• Stanislav Jr. - Adversary
• Aphex Twin -
• Randrei Aleksandr - Unknown
• Pistacchio Joe - Adversary
• A literal fucking panda - Neutral
• Yerzhan Samakulov -
• Furlexei Tailasov - Adversary
• Pawman Furgorov - Adversary
• Nikita Melnik - Adversary
• Denis Zhuka - Meh
• Viadimir Koltsov - Adversary
• Lotton The Wizard - Adversary
• Stanislav Kulikov - Unknown
• Masha Ryabinovich - Adversary
• Shitty G - Acquaintance/Drinking Buddies
• John War And Pain - Adversary
• The Entire Nubagami - Adversaries
• Timofey Olizi - Boss/Friend
• Mamiya Takuji - Adversary
• Tomoko Kuroki - Adversary
• MOOSTY - Close Ally
• Ko-Guy(†) - Close Ally
• Anzhela Zakharova - Dumb Brat/Adversary
• Amos Quartz -Killer

Gallery

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  Goofy ass Creep

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  "HOLD UP WAIT I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT" "SHPAK GET OUT!"

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  Shpak in his creepin outfit

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  Shpak saw a big GYATT and he's gonna use his freaky energy to claim it

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  Shpak in a eyecatch in the anime

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  Shpak during the forming of the Freaky Society along with Freakybob, MOOSTY and Ko-Guy

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  WHAT THE FUCK HE HAS A SISTER NOW

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  He's fucking dead :wilted_rose:

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  "Hes creepin on me.. isn't he..." "Hiii Katya!!!"

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  He Creeps on his own flesh and blood SOOO GROSS!!

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  • Aggressive Sniffing.mp3*
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  Shpaks fuckass car

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  cinema

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  BRO WHO ARRESTED HIM

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  "Yes I did it LIKE THIS"

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  Shpak Jumpscare

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  Silly Shpa- OH NO SHPAK GET DOWN

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  Yes

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  • Loud Camera Noises*
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  AH HELL NAH FREE MY BOY

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  OH YES I'M SHPAKKING IT

Abilities

• Advanced Freaky Energy Control: being able manipulate and control the freakiness imbued powers
• Freaky Technique: Spiking Peoples Drinks: Basically this ability allows him to put molly in the drinks at 1.1 milliseconds using the cursed technique however it requires open liquid containers in order to properly work
• His Freaky Gun: Its basically a normal ass K1911 but the 45. rounds are imbued with freaky energy
• Freaky Blast: Basically he can fire freaky lasers from many locations of his body
• Freaky Technique: Unknown: Idk
• The Very Highest Stamina Reserves
• Shpaks Car - it's just his fucking car
• Corruption: This is only canon if the Shpak made Vanya a rapist theory is correct
• Stoner Degen Aura

Trivia

• Many of his public indecency counts go to the fact he keep breaking into women's restrooms
• He's on a watchlist
• He is freaky AF
• Shpak is the first character that we see use freaky energy during his fight with Amelia Lin
• Creep
• W Shpak
• He was originally meant to be in the shadow government
• He's not really cool
• he is not fond of Amelia Lin
• The Nubagami has put a bounty on his head due to a separate incident of him leaking Emi Takanashi's nudes on Twitter.com
• Shpak is obsessed with Katya Seryozha
• Shpak likes smoking weed and doing mushrooms
• I know that i'm not Shpaks creator but I headcanon him being a hoobastank fan
• Shpak has gotten freaky with nearly every blood debt female except Snezhana Yashina this is because Shpak is not a big fan of homeless pussy which is very hypocritical of him since he fucked Anna Trusova
• he destroys brats like Anzhela Zakharova with his freaky dih
• he earned the medal of gooners for his service during the ITAL Gooner war
• Shpak owns a shirt that just says rape everyone and leave
• For some reason whenever he gets into a fight with Amelia Tuca Donka starts playing
• The Canonical reason for why the Kuai Pan incident mainly happened is because Shpak realized he didn't get freaky with all the Hong Huan update characters so he politely asked freakybob to stop at the country.
• It is Romanov -Gosmite
• Shpak loves sweaty women because THEY SMELL GOOD!
• Shpaks existence is shared between Gosmite and Moosty
• Shpak is a big fan of Car Sex
• Unlike his sister Shpak still has no render and it'll stay the same until the bystanders equipment pack gets leaked so the render can be made
• God hated Shpak so much that he made his sister Artyomova Romanov a Cripple
• Shpak X Katya is Cinema
• Most of his epic acts of degeneracy are often him going to the penthouse and creeping on Katya this has happened in 7 or so separate instances.
• Shpak apparently had freaky fun times with Nina Vladivovicha over 30 times and he low-key sniffed the every-living hell out of her ass after she got back from running away from the cops over that fact that she attempted to assassinate Iosif Batyanov
• Despite getting freaky with her many times Shpak despises the bratty bitch Anzhela Zakharova
• Shpak's related to tsar nicholas confirmed??? 👀
• Due to Vesna getting his Rbxm there will be more images in his gallery
• Shpak is why Kuklev killed himself
• Shpak is extremely afraid of Amos Quartz because of his cleanliness, hygene, more freaky, but does not creep on anyone, more rizz (Son😭😭 why is Amos lying- "Actually, I AM freaky, but i choose not to creep and stalk, as i am not that freaky, and my crib in rural amerika is cleaner than yo balls 😭🙏"
• according to Many freakers Shpak is seen as a true zased villain who gets freaky
• he is disgusted by women like Xfi