Rickraptor105
"ara ara you huresohn"
I've been feeling lightheaded since I lost enough weight to fit back in my skin
Flower petals and feathers tether me to the ground, pound for pound
Take my tea with formaldehyde for my feminine side since the day that I died
While I whittle my bones until I'm brittle, am I pretty now?
For some reason I find myself lost in what you think of me
And too confused to choose who I should be
And now you've got me thinking
I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
Am I pretty enough to lie to? Oh-ah-oh
I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
Just little old me in a big, big world, oh-ah-oh
Ah, little old me in a big world
Ah, I wish I were a girl
I've been feeling lighthearted since I gained enough weight back to c-c-c-c-cover my bones
I get dressed up in shadows one leg at a time, we're so alike
But if the shoe fits, then I won't try it on
You'll be walking out early, but the show must go on
No, I know that I'm wrong
But I love how you're on my side when I cross that line
It's been a point of contention between myself and this body that they stuck me in
The privilege of being born to be a man
And now you got me thinking
I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
Am I pretty enough to lie to? Oh-ah-oh
I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
Just little old me in a big, big world, oh-ah-oh
Ah, little old me in a big world
Ah, I wish
Eating your prosthetic meat / meet your anesthetic criteria, pathetic seeing you become acetic
Say my name like a slur, but I've been called worse
And I've heard it all before, no this isn't a first, ah
Let me be the void you fill with taxidermy fingerprints, taxonomize our differences
I am quantum physics, my witness brings me into existence
I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
Am I pretty enough to love back?
No, not yet
I wish I could be a girl, and really, I'd prefer it if you would use I/Me/Myself
Am I pretty enough?
Am I pretty enough to fucking die?
Ah, little old me in a big world
Ah, well I would give you my whole world
Oh, little old me in a big world
Ah, I wish
(All identities are equally invalid
Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it?
All identities are equally invalid
Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it?
All identities are equally invalid
Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it?
All identities are equally invalid
Don't you think that there's a chance that you—?)
WAT DE FAK?????
Scheiße!!!!
| Rickraptor105 | ||
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| Normal public guise | ||
| Rick | ||
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Real Name |
Richard fucknuckles raptorius | |
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Alias(es) |
femboy lizard, the fucker | |
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Species |
femboy dromeosaur | |
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Sex |
femboy | |
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Date of Birth |
1993 | |
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Nationality |
dinosor | |
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Relative(s) |
extinct | |
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Residence |
evil hotel | |
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Affiliation(s) |
his boyfriend foghorn leghorn | |
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Occupation(s) |
femboy asshole | |
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Criminal Record |
7 accounts of jaywalking | |
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Rank |
useless henchman | |
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First Appearance |
episode 2 | |
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Role |
supporting antagonist | |
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Actor |
adolf hitler | |
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Onlyfans |
YES | |
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Status |
alive | |
Rickraptor105 is an angry german dinosaur youtuber who likes making youtube videos about dinosaurs and paleontology, rick likes to debate with his friends on what the number 1 spookiest dinosaur movie of all time is, currently it is carnosaur, because that movie is fucking awesome, he is incredibly sexually attracted to drawings of giant shelled cephalopod women with big tits, and hosts an anual award ceremony called the dromies where he gives awards to the most overrated dino garbage of the year, he got banned from the monterrey bay aquarium for trying to fuck the octopuses there, he is the son of One eye and adolf hitler and a loyal henchman of Zigra,
In fanboy and chum chum[edit | edit source]
his true self is that of a cosplaying femboy that likes to talk in japanese and behave like an anime girl, he is married to foghorn leghorn
His DNA was used in the creation of Mecha jirahs, while it is unknown where viras got his DNA from, it is commonly assumed he obtained it from samples of sperm that rick busted while looking at pictures of ammonites