Paul Blart

"Safety never takes a holiday"

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paul blart
Real Name	paul blart
Alias(es)	Paulie Peanut Blart and Belly Sluggish Non Entity
Species	Paul
Sex	Blart
Date of Birth	united states
Nationality	Petorian
Relative(s)	his ex wife and daughter
Residence	Worldstarhiphop.com
Affiliation(s)	Otis
Occupation(s)	mall cop
Criminal Record	police brutality
First Appearance	fanboy and chumchum 2
Role	cop
Actor	kevin james
Onlyfans	kevin james

Paul Blart is an blarty, sharty non entity that exists mostly within the confines of the West Orange Pavillion Mall. He is a guardian of the Crystal Coconut, of course. He somehow befriends the futa cow: Otis, and helps him to sneak into he control security room so that he can lecture to the mall; slanders about Rev says desu and his archenemy Dr fuck you.

He hates people named Dave and is a part of the Paul Army, a force of people named Paul.

History

Paul blart and mario

He has none, is only 12 seconds old.

OH NO RUN RUN RUN

Comments

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