Jacobson

jacobson is a gemerald

Jacobson as a yugioh card

Jacobson is a soyjak who is the main protagonist of the Jacobson's Adventures Series alongside his cousins: The Incredible Gassy, Cobson, Rapeson, Grapeson, Chud Chuddington, Nick Keith, and babyjak.

They go on spine tingling, slow burning, genre defining, dimensional merging, adventures where they prevent normies from smoking coal, and teach them the values of smoking crack instead.

Throughout the series, they gain more cousins for their adventures along the way, such as Christine and xer Sonichus, so as to ultimately face and stop Tom Dark from milking his creeps, pedos and losers series.

Near the end of the series. Jacobson gained so many followers, the average episode now looks like this: