Hepatitis K

Peacock after contracting Hepatitis K.

Hepatitis K is a stupid and unnatural variant of Hepatitis synthesized at a Chinese steel mill and laboratory hybrid warehouse, using the preserved DNA of King Midas' stand: Doin' Your Mom and Bling Bling Boy's piss to create it. The diesease was commissioned by Goldmember from Austin Powers. The disease works similarly to other hepatitis, spreading through the contact of contaminated surfaces, damaging the liver and lowering your immune system considerably, giving you that yellow glow they're known for. But it is most well known for turning bone, keratin and other minerals in the body in your body into sterling GOLD!!!

Known carriers:

• Crazy SpongeBob
• Peacock
• Greasus Goldtooth