Cobson
HE WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM
this universe is mine.... I Am COB Here
Jobe Smith, also known as Cobson is the gemmiest gem in this world.
He eats other jaks like worthless little bugs! Harharhar har! (except the babyjaks and Jacobson and other caca material)
History[edit | edit source]
He was created by a swede 4chan user or something
Jobe was originally a gardener with a severe mental handicap, who was apparently abandoned to the care of an abusive, hypocritical priest at an early age. The priest's brother was more sympathetic, and employed him in his gardening business. As an adult, Jobe's only real friend was a young boy named Peter Parkette, the son of a family whose garden he tended. One of Peter's neighbors was Dr. Lawrence Angelo, a researcher with virtual reality pioneer Virtual Space Industries. Angelo saw potential in Jobe, realizing that the technology he was working on could help Jobe achieve (and perhaps even exceed) a normal level of intellect. Jobe responded well to the treatment, and before long his intellect had even exceeded Angelo's own, giving him the ability to rapidly create and manipulate virtual worlds in the blink of an eye. He also gained much-improved social skills and subsequently began a relationship with a rich woman named Marnie.
The virgin furry pedo known as Sonic.exe was so inspired by cob, he would end up stealing his quote and ended up invading cyberspace faster than him, with his only spin, being to cater to children and the sonic fan base instead of being his own digital demon.