John Reed

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John Reed also known as the Sexy Soup Man and John Big Dih Reed is one of the major Antagonists (Technically) of the Neo Blood Debt series, He is one of the original 3 founders of the turkish shadow government along with Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr., And his Proud devouted follower and Husband/Technically Malewife Stanislav Jr.. He is the epic immortal soup man who annihilates evil NPCS with his paradise Beagle and epic gamer sexyness powers. He is the leader of the Reed cult and Nephew of Our Goofy Ahh Uncle Bill Reed. John Is believed to have been responsible for reviving the Japanese Anarchist Front and causing the coup of its current leader.

He is A god of true calamity as his super sexy powers lead to many disasters that make 12 Men Angry he has done many things that cause destruction across the Noobic society all because he forgot to file his school's permission slip for the field trip which led to many many incidents like getting banned from all air travel and opposing Furlad Andeereev's plans.

can solo the entirety of blood debt at once

Owns a soup brand (VERY VERY IMPORTANT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON EARTH!!!!!!)

can die from veronika kazakova

HE WILL BANG YOUR AHH IF YOU DO NOT GOON TO HIM EXACTLY 69.9 TIMES AT 6:09 AM IN THE MORNING!!!!

he is affiliated with the turkish shadow government and is a business partner to Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.

Appearance

John Reed Is a 17 year old Amerikan male, having a light complexion. His hair is dark brown and parted to the side. He commonly wears a black shirt underneath a reddish-orange jacket with the sleeves rolled-up. He wears no shoes for some reason and chooses to walk barefoot. John has a small moustache and a little bit of stubble on his chin.
During Season 2 and the Larping games his Orange Jacket is gone 

Personality

John Reed Is a weird case, seemingly oblivious to his surroundings. This state of oblivion is juxtaposed by an uncanny amount of foresight. John Reed can often be found doing random things simply out of boredom, regardless of any consequences. Despite how insufferable he seems, he makes friends fairly quickly, and enemies all the same.

Lore

WIP

Gallery

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  John Reed Using 1% of his power

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  John Reed using his power to destroy rich person house

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  John Reed During Season 1

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  JOHN IS SAYING CURSE WORDS!

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  JOHN NOOOO

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  John Reed is disappointed

Abilities

WIP

Relationships

• Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr. - Best Friend
• Stanislav - Malewife
• Aphex Twin -
• Randrei Aleksandr -
• Pistacchio Joe -
• A literal fucking panda -
• Yerzhan Samakulov -
• The EVIL Doctor -
• Furlexei Tailasov -
• Pawman Furgorov
• Amelia Lin -
• Vera Belaya -
• Denis Zhuka -
• Berserkio -
• Nikita Melnik -
• Viadimir Koltsov -
• Lotton The Wizard -
• Stanislav Kulikov -
• Krispy -
• Leigharch -
• Masha Ryabinovich -
• Amos Quartz-WORST NIGHTMARE, I DONT WANNA SEE HIS DAMN FACE

Trivia

• he often tells his malewife Stanislav to shoot up places with a minigun
• it is unknown why John is Dating Stanislav Jr. as Stani is older than him because Johns 17 but he uses his rizz so much that it is like 99% Platonic
• The Reed family’s regeneration works infinitely to a fault, although they still die once they dont have the will to, meaning capture is viable for exterminating them. Despite Being infinite, it follows thermodynamics and one ten thousandth of the energy required to re-fabricate the body is expelled as heat, the efficiency varying on the control they have of it. Despite this insane feat, the Reed family does practically nothing except be slightly weird
• John Reed Gets extremely Mad when someone says that Alina Mahrisha is Stanislav
• John Reed killed Medved’s parents to try to weaken him but Volk continued his training, much to Reed’s dismay