🅱️eter Griffin
Saint 🅱️eter Löwenbräu Griffin, Sr. (김정일 Kim Jong-il) is a Petorian filmmaker, actor, musician, separatist, arsonist, plane hijacker, porn star, and professional Deltarune player who directed the film adaptation of I have no friends and i must smile which, to this day, is the most expensive film ever created, as it took $1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars to make. It only garnered 1 cent at the box office. He is the beloved father of 3. He has been divorced 69 times. He was also the main foil to his archenemy, The Dark lord, who was also his father in law
Early life and death[edit | edit source]
🅱️eter Griffin was born on May 24, 1841 in Quahog, Rhode Island on a toilet in a Dunkin' Donuts building. His parents immediately threw him in a dumpster right outside the Dunkin building right after he was born and abandoned him. This dumpster was his residence until he couldn't afford the rent anymore in 1856. In 1863, Griffin died after getting kicked in the head by a cavalryman's horse.
Resurrection[edit | edit source]
He was subsequently resurrected via author's request on June 19, 1978. In this new timeline, in the early stages of his new life, he aspired to become a filmographer after watching Kubrick's A Space Odyssey, Lucas's Star Wars amongst other historic cinematic movies.
Film years[edit | edit source]
After dropping out of middle school with an F- in every subject, Griffin immediately ambitioned to become a famous film director. After creating a short film by pointing a camera at his mouth for 11 minutes, he felt destined and prepared to show it to a live audience of over 10,000 people in Los Angeles, California. It was a break-out success and the people wanted more from this talented young artist.
In the early 2000s, for totally no reason whatsoever, and for something he totally didn't do, Griffin went through an emo phase, and his works became noticeably more depressing, tragic and sentimental. In one short film of his creation, a sad sentient mucus wearing My Chemical Romance apparel is seen blowing his nose after crying intensely for 2 hours before fucking dying. This sudden switch in tone garnered mass media attention, worried for Griffin's emotional well-being.
Petoria years[edit | edit source]
In 2013, 🅱️eter Griffin, bored out of his mind and creatively bankrupt, decided to illegally create a new country consisting of only his house. 🅱️eter Griffin self-declared himself the "Supreme Leader of Petoria" and named Chris, his son, the "Archduke" of Petoria. The mayor of Quahog, Adam West, heavily objected to the decision of the creation of a separatist state in his town, and so he sent the army to immediately seize and take control of the Griffin residence. Resistance was hard-fought by 🅱️eter and Lois, but in the end, no one except Brian died, which was a great tragedy for the nation.
Fast forward to present-day, and the nation of 🅱️eter Griffin's house is now recognized by over 200 countries worldwide and is a part of the Warsaw Pact.
There is an on-going civil war between Petoria and Joehio that started when Joe Swanson declared his room "separate" from the rest of 🅱️eter's house. It is rumored that Cleveland Brown from The Cleveland Show and Ernie the Giant Chicken is aiding support and smuggling AK-47's, meth and steroids for Joehio's army, which entirely consists of one guy, Joe Swanson.
Proposed union with Doofania[edit | edit source]
There was a proposed, albeit never realized, union request with the Empire of Doofania. Leader 🅱️eter "kindly" rejected Emperor Doofenshmirtz's proposal, and it was quickly forgotten by many.
Gamer years[edit | edit source]
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Rivalry with the Dark Lord[edit | edit source]
The Dark lord begain hating 🅱️eter because after married his daughter lois, so he constantly tries to kill 🅱️eter using Demonic Entities He Himself Created, Despite this 🅱️eter's 3 children continue to be friends with the dark lord