Shittass child
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| ̶S̶h̶i̶t̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶ ̶a̶f̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶d̶o̶x̶x̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶s̶e̶w̶o̶r̶x̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶'̶c̶a̶d̶o̶ actually that's aryan | ||
| shitass child | ||
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Real Name |
shitass stankass child | |
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Alias(es) |
gen alpha kid, | |
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Species |
average gen alpha ipad kid | |
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Sex |
6 year old | |
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Date of Birth |
some weeks ago | |
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Nationality |
child | |
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Relative(s) |
whoopsies | |
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Residence |
her house | |
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Affiliation(s) |
her ipad, her parents, skibidi toilet | |
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Occupation(s) |
be annoying and spoiled | |
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Criminal Record |
grounded by her parents constantly | |
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Rank |
dickhead | |
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First Appearance |
my asshole | |
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Role |
baby character | |
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Actor |
babies | |
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Onlyfans |
the police has been called | |
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Status |
alive | |
"Watching gore actually makes you stronger lil bro 💀"
shitass child (born like 8 years ago) is a gen alpha kid, who enjoys unfunny Gen alpha humor memes, she also loves to use her mommies ipad to watch SMG4 and skibidi toilet, when she isn't watching either, she's usually on discord even though she is six, she gets constantly asked to mic up even though she is scared of even talking to other people on discord and says "stranger danger", she also likes watching porn and gore but is scared of being caught by her mommy who will spank her if she catches her watching cougar macdowall's pomni x jax sex comics
She's one of Paper Mario's teammates in Paper Mario 64
She is the archenemy of the Cacaboreans
Death[edit | edit source]
The shitass child kicked the bucket after calling Rowan atkinson a cornball which caused him to grab her by the head and crack her skull into tiny bits of flesh before turning her brain matter into a lasagna and feeding it to His son, ending the story of the shitass child