Graggle Simpson

“Graggle Graggle!”

―Graggle's catchphrase

“What's graggling?”

―Graggle's other catchphrase

“It's gragglin' time!”

―Graggle's other other catchphrase

“I say it's about time we kicked this clown out of our fuckin' town.”

―Graggle Simpson

“TOP 10 THINGS I SHOVED UP MY ASS!”

―Graggle in a deleted scene in Fly High and Low.

“This reminds me of the time I assassinated JFK.”

―Graggle Simpson

Graggle Simpson
Biographical Information
Real Full Name:	Gregorius Grongligog Simpson
Sex:	Male
Fantasy Race:	Simpsonus yellowicus
Alignment:	Freaky

Gumbly Gregory Simpson A.K.A. Graggle (born April 30) is a beloved oddity of the Simpsons Family. He is also one of the six main characters in The Simpsons TV series in throughout season 1-29. His exact relation to the rest of the Simpsons family has been left ambiguous throughout the entire duration of the series. He lives in Bart's treehouse and works with Homer at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Graggle is also a frequent visitor of Moe’s Tavern throughout the series. He often gets himself involved in Homer's wacky hijinks, resulting in hilarity and chaos to ensue. Though Graggle was considered a breakout character in the series, he was often the center of controversy. His character was quietly written off the show in Season 30 due to Disney putting some of the edgier Simpson's characters on hold. Some characters shortly returned to the show, leaving Graggle to slowly leave the consciousness of millions until a post on 4chan reminded everyone about Graggle's existence. He has since reappeared in Homer's Crossing, much to the delight of fans.

Trivia

• Matt Groening first conceived the character of Graggle as a self-insert character. In an interview, James L. Brooks said "He [Matt Groening] kept trying to shoehorn Graggle into the show. Believe it or not, that is how Matt Groening sees himself. He wanted him to be good friends with Bart and replace Millhouse. The writers and the studio were concerned about how this would alter the show." Despite the criticism, Groening moved forward with the character, tweaking the character's design and narrative with great success.
• Graggle's age is uncertain and has been ambiguous throughout the series. Graggle is 100,000,000,000 years old.
• Graggle develops a temporary hobby for ice fishing in The Simpsons Movie.
• Disney has said in an announcement that due to fans demanding his return, he might appear in season 35. But not in every episode.
• Graggle assassinated JFK (my lawyers have advised me to address that this is a joke).
• Graggle has killed the Ice Age Baby
• Graggle has killed countless people.
• Graggle is the only nonfictional Simpsons character. He's real. He's standing right behind you at this very instant. Don't look behind you. Please don't.
• I bet you looked behind you, didn't you? Dumbass.
• HE'S RIGHT THERE AHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!! HE'S GONNA TWIST YOUR BALLS
• Where am I?
• You're in purgatory, Graggle killed your ass.
• ....Fuck.
• Don't say you weren't warned. The text above literally said he was nonfictional and was an active threat.
• ....I know. Goddamn it. I should've saw the sign.
• But you didn't. And now look at what has happened. You find yourself dead, and in an endless blue void of torment and agony. All because you thought Graggle was a fictional character.
• Do you have any cheeseburgers at least?
• Yeah sure fine but they're like 25 dollars or something.
• Shit. FUCK YOU GRAGGLE!!!!!!!!!!1
• He defeated Sukuna by traveling to Jujutsu Kaisen and degloving him.
• Graggle is one of Enrique's best frenemies.
  • They both go on various wacky adventures together and commit various horrific acts of carnage together <3
• His life is a joke.
• He has a third name: The Diddler.
• One of the reasons he does not appear in the Simpsons anymore is because his naked body is too beautiful for the average uncultured viewer.
• He likes to eat twinkly toes at 25:99 (Military time).
• He infamously ate Northwest Southeast Cataohtaliayantonia (The planned 14th colony/state when America first declared independence).
• He’s scaey.
• He’s a pain to look at.
• He created Fortnite.
• He's addicted to crack and regularly hangs out with Crack Miser butt ass naked to snort cocaine in the shady alleyways in Detroit.
• He didn't go to that island, stop asking.
• Graggle is in the files
• His sister in law is the roaring knight from deltarune.
• Despite being from the simpsons, smiling friends is his favorite show. In fact, he fucking hates the simpsons and he once tried to forcibly rearrange his own family's appearances to look the main characters of smiling friends in a testing lab.
• He eats peoples faces sometimes.
• He infamously motivated jschlatt to do the thing in '99.
• Graggle appears in every Simpsons episode, extra, movie, etc...
• he's freaky as fuck man
• She's 17 scott
• He has overdosed on every drug imaginable
• He once snuck into a drag race and nobody noticed
• After this event he made his own called the grag race
• His favorite video game is Smiling Friends The Game for the PS3
• He and his frenemy Enrique sometimes pulls up in ancient greece to ragebait whatever AI skeleton is selling food there.
• Socrates and AI Skeleton lowkey tried to stop him but he made them launching like team rocket when he kicked them.
• He is completely against you vs homer.
• Graggle is unable to goon anymore since he did it too hard once.
• He once entered the amazing digital circus and proceeded to fuck literally every character because every character is a whiny little shit who excessively complain about their life despite literally living in a VR dream world.
• ^ in fact this is the exact reason why he will never goon again
• He convinced matt sharp to leave weezer and become a schizoid.
• He and his n!gga E once shoved a 1,000,000,000 tonne nuclear bomb into stuart bitchle's ear. It then traversed its way through stuart bitchle's skull before settling on his brain, exploding and evaporating everything within a 100 mile radius minus graggle and enrique