Parker Hajiaskari and Chester Beckington
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Real Name |
Chester Beckington | |
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Alias(es) |
Life of Luxury | |
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Species |
Homo sapien | |
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Occupation(s) |
Paranormal Investigators | |
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Parker Hajiaskari (パーカー・ハジアスカリ, Pākā Hajiasukari) and Chester Beckington (チェスター・ベッキントン, Chesutā Bekkinton) are the Paranormal and Supernatural Investigators of Galaxy Hills and run their business under the name of Life of Luxury. They are the enemies and business rivals of the shitty boomer Ghostbusters and the nerdy losers Dib and Dipper. They usually receive an e-mail by victims who have some unnatural encounters and the two venture out to investigate. Every time though, by the end of their investigations, Parker and Chester are unable to solve their clients' problems and they instead flee from the supernatural scene that they’ve been called to while leaving the clients to their own fates at the hands of the malevolent supernatural forces. This is because they would often than not, rather watch someone be mauled to death by a demon than help. They are accomplices in more than 250 Missing Persons reports in the United States of America.
Biography
Backstory
Parker bought a small pygmy person off of the Dark Web but FedEx Corp made a shipping mistake and Chester was delivered instead. Parker rolled with it started making Chester his cuck partner in crime. Parker warmed up to the idea of keeping Chester rather than returning him, soon realizing this was a mistake.
Now Chester randomly steals Parker's credit card to buy fish and women off the internet. Now whenever Parker needs to feel better about himself, he gaslights everything Chester questions.
INSANOFY Arc
They create the Normie Pills, thanks to Dr. Mumley to counterattack the CRaZ-E Pills that plagued their customers.
Trivia
- Parker is actually 52 years old but trapped in the body of a 51 year old.
- Due to Parker's gaslighting Chester, he will never learn his lesson.
- Chester came shipped with sunglasses and has never taken them off saying "My future might be bright so I wanna stay safe just in case"
- Chester has ordered at least 13 fish over the internet.
- Chester has a personal Doctor named Dr. Mumley.