JoeysWorldTour
"HEYEVERYONEITSJOEHFROMJOEHSSUPERKEWLFEWDREVIEWS I'MMMMMMMMMMM BEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!"
| Joey "Stoney" Baloney Pepperoni | ||
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JoeysWorldTour | |
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Gender: |
Food Reviewer | |
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Relatives: |
Orlin Home (His cousin once removed) | |
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Occupations: |
Eating | |
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Occupations he won't do: |
Doing a World Tour | |
Joey "Stoney" Baloney Pepperoni, known simply as JoeysWorldTour, or known even more simply as Joey, or Joe for those who are simply too lazy to say more than one syllable, is a very professional food reviewer, food eater, and food disposal unit. He is the third incarnation of The Nutty Professor and lives by the motto "Nut or nothing!"
Personality[edit | edit source]
He's just plain nuts!
History[edit | edit source]
Joey Baloney's claim to fame was "The Nutella Food Challenge.."Hands Free!" | Joeys World Tour," a video filming a challenge where he wanted to eat Nutella... hands free! Joey failed; the Nutella looked like shit, shit tastes like shit, and Joey simply wasn't strong enough for such a challenge. This incident was witnessed by Eddie Murphy, who became inspired to pass the torch of being the Nutty Professor down to Joey, transforming Joey into the third Nutty Professor in the lineage. As far as Joey knew now, the nut is life.
In 2014, Joey drank a bottle of "Sochi water," which was basically piss. He gave it a negative zero.
Years passed, and soon came the arrival of Nikocado Avocado onto YouTube. At first, Joey was more than fine with coexisting with the ever-growing mukbanger, especially considering that he appeared to be romantically involved with his once removed cousin, Orlin Home. In spite of his indifference, Joey was destined to stay in the shadows of Nikocado as he grew and claimed the title of being the internet funny fat man. Once Joey's once removed cousin was removed from living by his bogus spouse—who transformed into his true form, the Avogodo—during a bath salts mukbang, Joey decided it was time to take action; it was time to come beeeeyack!
With his status as the third Nutty Professor, Joey went on to design various blueprints for restricting and stopping the Avogodo for once and for all. However, Joey's ass has already been fused to his car's seat for a while due to said car hosting many of his reviews, heat, and sweat, so he decided to start brainstorming ways on how he could set himself free instead. He is still planning, and his biggest motivation is the nut; for him, it is his one true calling, his true love, and life itself.
It's nut or nothing.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- He was the first person in recorded history to obtain Type 3 Diabetes. After the diagnosis, he did a food review on the glucose in his blood and ended up curing himself.
- He rated the glucose a 4 out of 10.