Mario
| Mario | ||
|---|---|---|
| ||
| caca | ||
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Alias(es) |
chris pratt | |
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Species |
italian | |
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Sex |
obese | |
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Date of Birth |
1985 | |
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Nationality |
italian | |
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Relative(s) |
luigi | |
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Residence |
dat lsd mushrooms | |
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Affiliation(s) |
church of the flying spaghetti monster | |
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Occupation(s) |
hobo | |
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Criminal Record |
public nudity | |
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Rank |
italian | |
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First Appearance |
the spaghetti incident | |
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Role |
italian | |
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Actor |
chris pratt | |
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Onlyfans |
mario spaghetti sex | |
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Status |
italian | |
DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO
Its a me mario
Yeah hahaha!
squeege hornio, also known as super mario or lorlou albano, is an italian butt plumber and nazi pornstar, he is a missionary of christ who punishes turtles by crushing them and killing them, therefore he is greatly feared by turtles such as Bowser Jr, and Gamera
He is not to be confused with Paper Mario.
He is actually SMG4 Mario
he really likes spaghetti
Historio
super sexyo brothers first stomped turtys in 1985
he gets a crappy redskin for an American audience in 1988
he turns epic in 1991
and the rest is history
he is the og afterall