Coochie Bee
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“⠀⠀Coochie Bee„
— You just have to beelieve in yourself
Coochie Bee loves sniffing stuff (especially hair and purple flowers) and would carry on if she wasn't paradoxically shy, especially when they shout at her to cut that invasive shit out. How? Simple; autism. Luckily tho a lot of her acquaintances are bald.
She spends her days busy reading the same books over and over when she's supposed to be gardening and stuff. Plinky Plonky the Gumball Machine, her overseer, hates her for slacking off instead of doing her damn job.
She is currently dating online and getting catfished with Butthead. She believes he looks exactly like Samson from the book of Judges