ChudBob SoyPants
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Species |
Sponge | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Date of Birth |
Unknown | |
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Nationality |
Soy | |
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Relative(s) |
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Residence |
Probably in a bunker | |
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Criminal Record |
A lot | |
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Rank |
A- | |
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Role |
Overarching Antagonist | |
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Goals |
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Onlyfans |
0_0 | |
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Status |
Alive | |
"BILLIONS MUST FRY"
ChudBob SoyPants(チャドボブ ソイパンツChudobobu soipantsu) is an anthropomorphic sponge who formerly lived in Bikini Bottom. He fucking hates the Sharty for ruining his kind even though they didn't do anything to him yet.
He is a very different from other chuds because he just wants people to fry and be successful in life but Chudbob did more crimes that any chud could do in the streets of Bikini Bottom.
He is Nostalgia Critic's #1 Fan.
Biography
Origins
Chudbob was born as a chud.
The day he went cwazy
"B̴̯̬͎̼̝̤̱̜͖̬̈́̔̀͐̆̒͘͜Ḯ̵̛͎͙̺̰̰̺̺̥͙̗̼̟͕̙̭̺̭͗̐͛̕̕͘ͅL̷̢̤͎̝̗̣̻͙̦͍͕̳̹̮̩̈̔̂͌̇̒̌̒̓̈́̃̓̇͛̋̄͐̑̕͘͘͘͝ͅL̸̨͚̬͉͔̃͛͊̀͛̀͋̇̉͛͗̒̐͊͑̽̉̕̚͠͝͠͝Í̷̢̗̱͚͈̥̪̞̯͔̳̰͉̰͇̮̹̰̮̼̓̒̈͛̑̅̊̑̽̿̓̍̾̆̌̈́̓̈́͜͜͝͠͝Ȏ̷̧̨̮̼̻͔͙͈͕̱̣̺̩̤̠̑͗͆́͊͂̏̂͑̄͊̒̀̆͑́̆͜͝ͅͅN̶̤̙̬̮̅͐̀̊͋̓̂͋͆͛́͒́̋̑̈́͝͝S̸͓̉̆͊̾̀́͗̀̊͑̓̀̒̇̏͌́̀͠͠ ̷̨̪͙͓͓̘͖̓̀̿̈́̀̍̽̍͝ͅM̴͈̺̫̹̬͖͖̟̥̥̀͆͗̓͌̉͗͑̋̅͘͜͝ͅU̴̧̼͔̱͋͊̉͊̔̒̂̅̃̾̎̿͆̀̇͒̓̽̋͘͝S̶̨̧̨̠͇̩̦̼̟͍̹̰͓̰̮̞̦͚̤͕̔̀͗̈́̑̀̌̒͑͜͜͝T̷̡̧̛̪̯̠̝̜̘̟̹̝̝͂̀̐̾̈́̑̃̇̃̓̒̈̑̇̕̚͝͝͝ ̶̨͉̙͇̦͍̰̞̲̻̯̯̘̭̩̜̘̞̲̮͍̋̈́̏̄͂̈̂̏͆̿͑̓̾̂̑F̷̢̧̦̖̦̼̮̘̘͕̦̟̰͍̜̪̖̘̳͇̉̾̂̏̇̐́͐́̈́́͂̕͝͠R̷̢̢̧̠̮̘̻̲͖̼͚̙̖̓̂̾̾́́͋̇̊̉̔̓́́̿̍͗̔͠͝͝Y̸̨̡̦͎͎̹̯̭̤̭̱̏̈́̑̊̀"
Prior to this, he was a Krusty Krab worker who was loyal to Mr. Krabs but everything went wrong when Squidward said that billions can't fry because they aren't underpaid fast food workers who don't even get paid. This thing enraged Chudbob so he had a plan to teach Squidward that billions can fry by shoving his head on the grill, automatically killing him. Chudbob was worried that Mr. Krabs would fine out Squidwards's death so he dug him in the Jellyfish fields and ran as fast as he can so nobody would see.
Chudbob was fine for the next couple of days until the news found about Squidward's murder and wanted somebody to speak up about his death, so Chudbob's next plan is to cut Mr. Krabs eyes out and could never see anything ever again. He went up to Mr. Krabs and sneaked behind to cut his eyes but this didn't automatically die, instead he called the police and they were coming left and right to kill Chudbob.
Chudbob's only way out is to attack a unsuspecting police officer and steal his gun to kill everybody but that wasn't very smart so he thinked of another plan about the bombs in the freezer. He bombed everywhere in the Krusty Krab and stole one of the officer's gun to get away, so he did the Bikini Bottom Massacre which killed everybody except Patrick and Sandy.
Operation: Kill Canada
After watching many Nostalgia Critic's many videos in his bunker, he found one about the many bad Canadian commercials like the one where puppets say don't put dicks in your mouth or the one where a fucking tv talks about being lonely or the one where a woman spills hot water over her and dies. Chudbob got a brilliant idea to kill Canada to stop the bad commercials but Candada was controlled by EDP445.
Chudbob wanted to kill EDP445 and invade the land with his homie, Gangster Patrick who hated Gangster Spongebb's guts, so they stormed in and killed many minions as possible to reach the prime area but EDP445 wasn't there. Chudbob was informed that he filed to stop many protagonists from blocking the gates to the holy land. Chudbob the killed the informer and fled to the CBC to control everything to stop the commercials. But he didn't end Canada so his plan failed.