Learned Larry
Learned Larry (Ler-NED Larry) is the main antagonist of Chapter 37479336344308650735 of Super Jangle 64. He is a tall sausage-shaped man with a hat who has a mysterious obsession with pointing his long ass index finger at the sky. He was formerly the host of an educational show but was fired and replace for quote-unquote "unknown reasons".
Throughout Chapter 37479336344308650735, he appears very friendly and welcoming towards Jangle, even naively assuming that his chronic hentai addiction is caused by a "carrot withdrawal" since stereotypes are all LER NED knows about Jangle's race.
Despite his unwavering dedication to being happy and optimistic, it is slowly revealed that LER NED secretly smokes 900,000 bongs a day, went through 5,200 different divorce settlements, listens to Taylor Swift's entire discography on repeat, was present on Wetstein Jisland Island and actually is just a miserable ass dude who wants to kill the FUCK out of Jangle and his friends for trespassing in his house (which is the entire setting of Chapter 37479336344308650735).
Trivia
- Despite being 47 years old, he acts like he's 84. He only gains his youthful stamina again once he shows his true emotions while getting pissed at Jangle before challenging him to a fateful duel.
- His finger magically transforms into a sword when fighting Jangle.