CHURCH OF WA⅃UIGI

The Church of Waluigi, or the Brothers of the WAH!, or the C.0.W. was an ancient cult revolving around Waluigi, a random plumber and phone scammer who lived 5,725 years ago in the super hyperdistant past year of 2017, and also Shrek for some reason. Apparently, he emitted an aura so outrageously ZASED that people began to automatically and dramatically bow down to him out of respect. Allegedly Waluigi himself had no idea why random people were suddenly holding him to be a sacred ethereal being but he enjoyed the attention anyway.

The exact moment the C.0.W. dissolved is lost to time because it was so fucking long ago in-universe wise, but its existence influenced 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 to start 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓲𝓼𝓶. The greatest estimate could be traced to 2020 since that's when Waluigi's popularity was sadly overshadowed by the COVID Among Us Saga and by 2024 he was almost virtually unknown sadly due to Indieslop taking over. By 2030 Waluigi was living in the bathroom of a Circle K and was living off stolen candy bars.