Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.
Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.
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☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️ also known to his enemies as Jack and doesn't known to his friends for a simple reason of lacking them for how cold his heart is is a cornerstone of the deep lore of the fictional country of Turkey, called after a bird. Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr. is a part of the group who call themselves 14 and a half heavenly children of the stand meteorite. He killed several gods, Gods and invented rose flavored lokum.
The Mamma Mia Meteori Incidenti
Early life
Devilish Trials of the Lokum of Strength
☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️ invented a method by which one can separate the weak from the strong. He added rose water and red coloring (blood of greeks) to lokum see how many people of his court could stomach it. Weak couldn't eat the rose lokum, regarding it as "tasting medicinal", "being weird", "lemon lokum being better" and other liberal pussy bullshit. Every liberal who denied the delight of this turkish delight got politely asked to leave their current plane of existence. "Asked" is referred to Jakarta Istanbul Panini Sr.s atomically vaporizing every single one of them with his trademark "Crescent Moon and Star: Hidden Ataturk Jutsu: Kilij Art: Penta Slicer Atomizer Mandolin: One Nanometer Meter Mode".
The ones who liked it were considered strong and were given all the wealth and sexy women (or sexy men, we don't assume they all were men) Turkey had and they lived the most based life ever.
Trivia
Due to the special perc turkish characters get on level 20 Jakarta Istanbul Panini Sr. got reincartanted as a Turkey man called Kaan Ozdil. He looks exactly like ☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️