The Noise

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The Noise was a rather noisy fellow and also a lame "antagonist" to Nikocado Avocado prior to the Arising of Avogodo Saga.

Personality

He was a loud and energetic gremlin known for his tendency to engage in mischievous tomfoolery on the streets of Florida. Some of the unlucky victims of his giddiness included Peppino Spaghetti, Gloppy from Candy Land, DogsEatingDogs6, and, most notably (not necessarily in how successful he was), Nikocado Avocado. Or was The Noise unlucky for wasting his energy on Nikocado?

History

During the events of Pizza Tower, The Noise served as one of the many foes to torment Peppino Spaghetti, his reason being "I just felt like it." As soon as the titular tower collapsed, Peppino decided to make a truce, and The Noise was able to enjoy himself to some Peppino Pizza pizza (hell yeah). With the fortune he obtained from his various films and merchandise, The Noise planned his next vacation.

On a celebratory visit to Candy Land, The Noise entered the Chocolate Swamp and stumbled across a blobby chocolate figure known as Gloppy. The first thing The Noise said to him was "You look like shit. Literally." This upset Gloppy and, slowly, he deflated into the swamp while shedding chocolatey tears. This didn't go unnoticed by Lord Licorice, who was rather impressed by The Noise and his bluntness. The two spent time together and ended up bonding over their shared pastime of bullying Gloppy. Soon enough, they were dating.

Following their leisurely stroll through the Rainbow Trail, The Noise and Lord Licorice decided to get up to some "hanky-panky." However, The Noise mistakenly stepped on a licorice space and lost a turn; this paused their session, making things awkward. After some time, it was evident that the spark that once kicked off their relationship had fizzled out completely. Even with them agreeing to go their separate ways, however, The Noise was disheartened and bitter. He couldn't help but internally blame Lord Licorice for littering all those tiles around Candy Land in the first place.

Searching for an outlet for his frustrations that wasn't stress eating, The Noise fixated on a video in his recommendations that was uploaded by no other than Nikocado Avocado. The sight of the YouTube mukbanger eating with his supposed husband, Orlin Home, was one that made The Noise envious. Despite Nikocado being completely unaware of his existence, The Noise wanted to get back at him and soon enacted his plan; when Nikocado was ordering an absurd amount of french fries at McDonald's, The Noise took upon himself to steal a single grain of salt off of one of the fries with the tip of his finger. When the deed was done, he ran out of McDonald's, cackling like a madman.

After a meal at Family Burger where he did not tip a waitress named Kobeni Higashiyama adequately, The Noise was about to head out until he once again spotted the familiar presence of Nikocado Avocado, who was in the middle of filming a Family Burger mukbang. Immediately, the next sneaky scheme to pull on Nikocado sprung to his mind. His plan was going to be bigger, grander, and more ambitious than the last. This time, he was going to steal not one, but TWO sesame seeds off of one of Nikocado's burgers! Absolute mad lad.
A tweet where The Noise was more than a little rude.
The Noise's tricks on Nikocado only grew in ambition, and, after many months of managing to slightly confuse Nikocado, he straight up committed a crime and broke into Nikocado's home to nab a bag of the mukbang man's favorite snack: Takis. Like a fucking idiot, he even boasted about it on his Twitter account, most likely wanting Nikocado Avocado to finally give him the attention he craved. Still no response or attention from him.

There is a common misbelief that, once Nikocado Avocado transformed into the Avogodo, he murdered The Noise and ate his remains. This is not true. What actually happened is that, at his own apartment, The Noise accidentally slipped on a pizza slice and tumbled down the stairs.

A year later, the Avogodo uploaded a video where he engaged with his audience through an Ask Me Anything (AMA) session as he did a mukbang on Datura seeds. Among the questions was one that queried about the Avogodo's opinion on The Noise. However, the response given by the Avogodo was far from revealing; it was a genuine expression of confusion and complete unknowingness. He didn't even realize the name of The Noise was that of a once living being's.

Theodore Noiseford III
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Aliases:

  • The Noise<br />
  • The Hubbub<br />
  • The Resoundingly Loud Sound<br />
  • Anthony LoGatto<br />
  • A-Log

Debut:

Fanboy and Chum Chum: Pizza Tower v.0.0.0.0.201

Hobbies:

  • Bullying Gloppy<br />
  • Inconveniencing Nikocado Avocado.

Ex-lovers:

  • Lord Licorice<br />
  • Swamp Mama

Status:

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