Shpak Romanov

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"You Guys Are Lowkey Sleeping on Roblox Porn" - Shpak Roman

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Biographical Information



Shpak Roman is one of the most freakiest characters in the second season of neo blood debt with him being responsible for 700 related incidents of public indecency LMAO. He is just some weirdo Nussian Stoner creep who lives in some shithole in West Nubizkyl. He is a top tier gooner and is a founding member of Freakbobs Freaky society in the events of season 2

Shpak is a fan of doing many sex crimes for no reason whatsoever which include the several incidents in which he broke into women's restrooms to stare at peoples asses. Shpak is also being hunted by many government agencies like Jonathan J.J President's society of government satellite men and most importantly The Larper Empire.

Shpak often uses blackmail or the fact that he give multiple hints for the target or saying that he will kill the target for the killer as a way to get freaky with them and as such Shpak is a very dangerous individual for 7000 reasons. anyways he's too zased. He also often uses his powerful cursed technique called spiking peoples drinks in order to have his way with them but he doesn't do this to Katya's drink because he is so delusional that he thinks she loves him

Later on in the series during the Larping games he was nearly arrested by Konstantin Kalinin but his arrest was stopped after a Explosion went off in the nearby area that was caused by Mamiya Takuji and Tomoko Kuroki entering the area and now Shpak is free to constantly harass Katya Seryozha

Appearance

Shpak is a man of Nussian descent and some stoner looking dude who has long Red/Brown Idfk hair along with a goatee and a small bush that he calls his mustache. He wears a stupid ahh Tan Bucket hat. a grey coat over a black T-shirt. he also wears a pair of black pants, a belt and green boots. he has a big smelly di-

Season 2

WIP

Relationships

Gallery

Abilities

  • Advanced Freaky Energy Control: being able manipulate and control the freakiness imbued powers
  • Freaky Technique: Spiking Peoples Drinks: Basically this ability allows him to put molly in the drinks at 1.1 milliseconds using the cursed technique however it requires open liquid containers in order to properly work
  • His Freaky Gun: Its basically a normal ass K1911 but the 45. rounds are imbued with freaky energy
  • Freaky Blast: Basically he can fire freaky lasers from many locations of his body
  • Freaky Technique: Unknown: Idk
  • The Very Highest Stamina Reserves
  • Shpaks Car

Trivia

  • Many of his public indecency counts go to the fact he keep breaking into women's restrooms
  • He's on a watchlist
  • He is freaky AF
  • Shpak is the first character that we see use freaky energy during his fight with Amelia Lin
  • Creep
  • W Shpak
  • He was originally meant to be in the shadow government
  • He's not really cool
  • he is not fond of Amelia Lin
  • The Nubagami has put a bounty on his head due to a separate incident of him leaking Emi Takanashi's nudes on Twitter.com
  • Shpak is obsessed with Katya Seryozha
  • Shpak likes smoking weed and doing mushrooms
  • I know that i'm not Shpaks creator but I headcanon him being a hoobastank fan
  • Shpak has gotten freaky with nearly every blood debt female except Snezhana Yashina this is because Shpak is not a big fan of homeless pussy which is very hypocritical of him since he fucked Anna Trusova
  • he destroys brats like Anzhela Zakharova with his freaky dih
  • he earned the medal of gooners for his service during the ITAL Gooner war
  • Shpak owns a shirt that just says rape everyone and leave
  • For some reason whenever he gets into a fight with Amelia Tuca Donka starts playing