Hyper Realistic Sans
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creep.
Basic Info
hyper realistic sans is an asocial weirdo who really likes sex and hates undertale despite being clearly just a pardoy of a specific character in it (you know whooo!!!) he is also a prostitute despite not exactly having a dick
he is not really important he just exist to exist?? who fucking knows not even i know :( anyway
he was once in a zeak ass band called "𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℙ𝕆𝕆ℙ𝕊ℍ𝕀𝕋𝕋𝔼ℝ𝕊"
Poopshitter
He wrote their most popular song called "The First Drop".
Relationships
- Sans Griffin has said above, he does not want to be associated with him despite being possibly his brother. kinda silly if you think about it.
- Karkat Vantas the main reason he has AIDS…they hate eachother despite having had unprotected sex once.
- Steven DooDooverse they often interact despite hyper realistic sans finding him annoying and they hang out only because they both have some same opinion.
- Sans on a really bad term and he does not wanna be confused with him.
Diseases
- He has every STD ever.
- Cancer (he might or not have already be dead from it).
- Diabetes (if that can be considered a disease idk :( ).
- Unironically believes that the lorax (2012) movie was good film.
- tumblr sexyman.
- Scuba Tuba Scat Fetish (He is nasty).