Jonathan Spectacles

Jonathan Spectacles is a British guy who wears comically large glasses and owns an eyeglass store.

On the surface, he just seems like a chill skinny guy who has a weird obsession with glasses, but in reality he is a depressed chainsmoking alcoholic who goes through cartoonishly bad Smiling Friends-esque schizo chaotic situations. He once tried to stop his store, a circular building resembling glasses, from rolling down the city due to a nail being misplaced in its basement, which would kill everyone living there along with it damaging everything else in its path. Major emphasis on "tried".