Colt .666

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The Colt 666 also known by its full name the Kolt Satan Action Army 666 is the main pistol of well known Turkish Shadow Government Member Pistacchio Joe

The Colt 666 is a hellish edgelord lovechild made between the Kolt company and the darkest Neo satanist cults designed to mog nearly every single other revolver except the lore accurate Taurus Judge from Payday 2. and as a replacement for all westaboos wanting true firepower without selling their souls to get the Peacemaker. The Colt .666 became an instant favorite among Amerikan Outlaws and Neo Satanist's for its stopping power and accuracy and the ability to set people on fire along with its ability to store the ammo in the gun via a Satanist Magic feeding chamber which allowed it to store 666 of the special .666 Hellfire Magnum round. Sadly the Glock Mafia would start setting up rumors that the Colt 666. did horrible things to people like sacrifice small kids to moloch, Saying it was Problematic medias and supported the use of making AI art which led to its phasing out and becoming a rare commodity in today's modern day market, This was all apart of the Glock Mafias plan to phase out good guns so organized crime would only be allowed to use shitty sidearms  Today, the revolver is cherished by Edgelord Satanist Cowboys and Glock Haters for its iconic look, popularized by its appearance in several classic Fanfics and shows.
The biggest issue about the Gun was sadly the few technical limits of the firearm like number one being the biggest problem with it was the Hellfire 666 Magnum rounds which are now rare In todays society unless you're Pistacchio Joe who has a unlimited supply of them due to loony toons ahh fuckery. The Second issue is that you have to be a true edgy Edgelord to fully master the feel and power of the revolver because if your just a normal person operating the gun the 666 round will not be able to imbue the hypersatanist energy into each shot the more evil or edgy you were the stronger the guns technical abilities would get
In the Games the gun is known for being incredibly powerful and being able to one tap most NPC no named grunts due to the 666 Magnum round not only damaging the body but also damaging the soul which makes this simple revolver a massive danger to any opponent trying to face a Colt 666 user. it is on par with the Door'bler in terms of its stopping power however it cums at the risk of its biggest issue and that is the simple fact that every-time the gun is fired a loud  shriek or scream is heard. Oh and the major issue being that it was a single action revolver but that was later fixed when Neo Satanists invented the ability for it to be converted to double action
This gun was the only thing saving kolt from a possible bankruptcy after the popularity of the JackSquat Kolt 44 was ruined by the blood debt creators after no longer allowing the gun to guarantee a one shot kill via the torso and due to the success of It Kolt was given 666 Million Dollars .


The Colt 666 is based off the Colt Single Action Army Revolver