Berserkio
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Berserkio Guts-Eater Godhand Gilgamesh Apocalypse Rapeseed Oil Bloodwater Shadowblade Humbaba Simpson also known as Berserkio Simpson is a minor character in Season 2 of The Neo Blood Debt Anime. He is one of the many newcomers in the Turkish Shadow Government.
Berserkio was the former head warden of the Cool Criminals only Prison Guacamole bay and is one of Aphex Twin's Old Friends from back in the day at Guacamole Bay, Berserkio is also a well known epic gamer mercenary and one of the top assassin's in the Sumerian Crip Gang.
Berserkio wields the stand Straight Outta Babylon being the 3rd or so member of the Turkish Shadow Government to use a stand ability. Berserkio is well known for his immense hatred of Sumerian Griffith for selling his soul to Gilgamesh in order to destroy and annihilate the entire Sumerian Society in Iraq.
He is hated by the Albanian government due to his 2 genocides against the Albanian people with the use of his stand ability Straight Outta Babylon and his epic Zased Cum Inducing Facts not Opinions Sumerian powers to annihilate any Albanian he saw due to Gilgamesh's own blessings
Appearance
Berserkio Simpson is esentially a near 1 to 1 replica of Guts from the hit Anime series Berserk but his outfit is mainly inspired by idk I forget all I know is that besides his main appearance he is covered in a completely super cool and awesome and cool and FUCKING EPIC bronze plate armor
Personality
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Lore
Early Life
Berserkio was born in the City of Uruk in ancient day Iraq. From birth he was trained to be a master assassin for the Sumerian Crip Gang, being taught the art of the bronze katana, bronze masakari, bronze greatsword forged by goddess ishtar herself, bronze Heckler & Koch HK21 HK25 and the gang also helped him acquire his chariot license. When he wasn't assassinating political opponents from inferior iron age city states and writing badass cuneiform epics he spent his free time going to AD/BC concerts or listening to them on his iStone.
One Day Berserkio got really bored and decided to become a mercenary for the fun of it and throughout the years of his epic gamer spree he would become a very popular Merc and committed war crimes in many hardfought campaigns such as the roman conquest of gaul, the secret war between the pope and the shadow wizard money gang, the greco persian war, the mongol invasion of baghdad, the american revolution, the gombe chimpanzee war, the battle of manzikert. and operation desert storm. He was hailed as the "new school niqqa killa" even though he was so old school that the concept of school didn't even exist when he was born.
After all of that and later being betrayed by his old friend Sumerian Griffith for the sake of summoning the Sumerian Eclipse, Berserkio Was very very very very very very ANGRY AT GRIFFITHHHHH!!!! for what he did to the Sumerian Crip Gang just so he could ascend to Godhood to meet his idol Gilgamesh so Berserkio would leave Iraq and try to get a new job now that his old home was destroyed by GRIFFITHHHH
Through the months of job hunting Berserkio would be hired at a place known as Guacamole bay As they needed a man like Mr. Simpson to guard the Second Level. 0.000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds after stepping foot into the hanging gardens level every female inmate immediately orgasmed at his awesome sexyness. Berserkio then killed them all because only boys can be cool criminals. During his time guarding Guacamole Bay he would meet the infamous window licking Turkish Shadow Assassin Aphexander Razorblade D. Mörbius Jimothy Twindolous II aka Aphex Twin and Berserkio seeing his true epic gamer coolness became the bestest of friends with this window licking inmate due to his power of being a cool criminal and assassinating Albanian Defense Minister Enver Halil Hoxha.
For a while He ruled level 2 with an bronze fist and everyone who opposed him had to walk on the treadmill with lego stones glued onto it. But one day due to lack of funding and orders by the sexiest user of all time the great Josh Groban Guacamole bay would be shut down until further notice which meant big Berserkio was once again all alone.
After this Berserkio spent most of his time training with his bronze stuff and trained with the bronze katana for 736514615 hours before unlocking his stand ability Straight Outta Babylon and something way better than a stand ability his own Bronze Dragon Slayer Sword from the hit anime series Berserk or as he likes to call it the Sumerian Rapeseed Oil Shadowblade which is just a gigantic slab of bronze like the berserk dragonslayer but its bronze instead of iron and the bronze is blessed by Ishtar left boob lmao.
Season 2
Abilities
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Relationships
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Gallery
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Trivia
- GRIFFITH!!!
- His Hobbies include Flowers, animals, flaying his enemies alive, Cranking that soulja boy, Hurrian Hymn No 6, Epic of Gilgamesh, Cold Topic underwear, Dogs that open this one