Victor Orban
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Viktor Orbmán is the 56th prime minister and LARPER of Hungary. Victor Orbmán is a primary villain in Hideo Kojima's Copper Piston Liquid. A Hungarian patriot only known for being a more obnoxious contrarian than Peter Theil and sucking cock from the Russian division of the Larping Empire. Years of sucking russian oligarch cock has made him see Ukranians as more contemptous humanoids than how a soyteen sees the average FNF kid.
Biography
Orbmán was born on May 31, 1963, in Székesfehérvár as the first son of Győző Orbmán and Erzsébet Sípos. He has two younger brothers.
In is teenage years, Orbmán was a member of the Hungarian Young Communist League, though claims that his political views have since drastically changed.
In 1988, he was a founding member of the right-wing political party Fidesz. In 2010, he became Prime Minister of Hungary.
In 2022, James Corden, fled to Hungary after becoming a wanted criminal for making terrible movies. Viktor Orbmán, agreed to let him stay with him, though James Corden was eventually outed and given the death sentence.
Around the same time, Viktor Orbmán also befriended Postman Pat, who had taken up a job to deliver mail and had briefly been transferred to Hungary to send LARP letters from his "fans".
In April, 2022, Orbmán transitioned into a female against his will after insulting a magical chicken drumstick, though managed to detransition after reluctantly sucking James Corden's genitalia.
He also came out as a furry in June, 2022.
Orbmán is a closeted homosexual.
After 20 years of endlessly feasting and fattening himself on EU and Russian funds as Magyarország's prime minister (1998-2002, 2010-2026), 2026 had fated him to be vored by a Hungary Peter.
Gallery
Orbán during Pride Month
