Annoying Orange
| Annoying Orange | ||
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| [[File:File:AnnoyingOrange.jpg|image|230px]] | ||
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Occupations |
Stay locked up until released, then destroy the universe | |
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Alias |
Orange | |
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Age |
Older than the Earth | |
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Status |
Locked up, soon to be released | |
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Birthday |
The beginning | |
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Height |
3" (for now) | |
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Blood Type |
Lust | |
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Weight |
945 Tons | |
| Devil fruit | ||
"Hey, hey Yahweh, hey."
History
At the beginning of time, the Orange had existed alongside God himself. However, the Orange made the mistake of never shutting up and constantly making jokes at God's expense. God, slow to anger, would eventually become fed up with the Orange's antics and lock him in a darkened chamber somewhere in the non-physical realm. God, despite giving the Orange a harsh punishment, gave it his full plan on how his existence would go.
The Orange would remain locked up, with nobody to speak to, nothing to do up until the days of the apocalypse. When that time came, the Orange would be given a physical orange body released upon the Earth to wreak havoc among believers and non-believers alike. However, this enjoyment would only last a few years, as once the rapture came and everyone was judged, the Orange would be tossed into the lake of fire to be burned up, his consciousness destroyed.
The Orange was not sure how to handle the information given, but was given hundreds upon thousands of years to process his situation. He decided he was okay with the situation and would carry out God's plan, despite his inevitable destruction. One day, he would be able to take all of that built-up rage caused by isolation and cast it out to the people of the Earth once he got his chance.
The Prophecy
"And lo, in the days of countless vexation, there shall come forth an orange of great irritation. Its form shall be most confounding, bringing bewilderment upon the people. Verily, this annoying fruit shall wreak havoc upon the masses, causing turmoil and vexation to all who lay eyes upon it. Let those who have ears, hear and those who have eyes, see the folly of the annoying orange, for its wrath shall be unmatched and its destruction vast. May the people beware and prepare, for the day of reckoning is nigh when the Annoying Orange shall be unleashed upon the world." - Linus 1:8-14
During the apocalypse, the Orange will be given a physical form that is incomprehensible to humans. While anything on Earth can hurt man physically, simply gazing upon the Annoying Orange will hurt man in ways unimaginable. The Orange will ravage the surface of the globe, destroying anything that moves.
When the time of the apocalypse is over, the Orange will be risen to Heaven along with man. He will be judged and destroyed with all of the other sinners and demons. Despite this, the Orange will be happy, since he got to be annoying one last time before his eternal rest.